Jaren \"meatloaf\" Schmieg

Asian loving, Meatloaf scarfing, Woman beating, BABY.

The man Jaren Schmeiged his girlfriend.

by Hairy Dick April 26, 2005

fo schisel my nisel

fo schisel my nisel is slang for, for sure my n____

fo schisel my nisel we still going

by dirty boy September 7, 2005

Schmoser

A mild uber insult, comprising a combination of schmuck, schmo, and hoser.

Dude, i was just kidding. dont be such a Schmoser.

My quarterback is really cool with me during practices, but in public settings i just get shunned. What a freakin' schmoser.

by bigmac65 August 8, 2006

Schmigel

A basket of green fruit, pears are forbidden

Shall I get Adam a schmigel

by This isn’t Jim October 22, 2018

schmiegeling

verb, the act of one playing endless hours of world of warcraft, and or other related gaming realms.
dervived from the noun "schmiegel" one whos only social interactions consist of online gaming and salsa lessons.

I came back from DONOVANS at 3am and my bro was still schmiegeling. (karaoke..saturdays..)

by BXplicit December 17, 2008

schmike

a slightly bitchy looking gay man who dresses very dapper and compels straight women to point him out to their straight boyfriend as an example of how to dress nicely.

Did you see the schmike in page 45 of the new issue of Details?

by Duncan Pittman May 23, 2008

schmize

N. a swift departure without prior notice or warning.

V. to leave suddenly from a public location without informing any of those present or offering any goodbyes.

I think she's gone, she must have pulled a schmize.

Yo, what happened to you? You schmized out last night.

by photoHunt December 1, 2010