schmegert

1. Someone who does something retarded. Also known as an asshat.
2. Someone who has a lame idea may be called a schmegert.

1: Why would he buy that?!?
2: Man you know he's such a schmegert.

by Chell March 29, 2007

schmeigeled

To lurk, from a fair distance, behind a group of people in a creepy nature.

Rob schmeigeled behind us during the plant tour part of the customer visit.

by Cory Waite October 30, 2007

schmegeggined

schmegeggined is when your absolutely out of your face and cant talk any more

schmegeggined: ObBOB durp. fugg eet im tou schmegeggedied rite now

by boneless bananas March 4, 2011

Schmegernovski

a cigarette.

There's nothing like a Schmegernovski and coffee in the morning to wake me up.

by I AM AL February 3, 2012

Schmedge

The act of smoking weed. Used in public situations due to the unknown definition for it.

Jimmy: Yo, do you want to schmedge?
Eddie: Let's light up!

by jimmymk12 September 3, 2016

schwengel

German slang word for penis. Mostly used in the area around Baden-Württemberg.

Hans hat einen großen Schwengel.

Hans has a big Schwengel.

by Ze Real German December 1, 2020

schmangeezled

i'm absolutely crazed, baked, stoned, high, so so high

dude i'm totally schmangeezled right now

by queefchumbo March 2, 2022