Schmello

Another way to say hello. Also known as a salutation or greeting in the English language. When said one may also say schmello in response to the same greeting.

Schmello! How are you?

by missie marie April 10, 2010

Wank My Schmeat

When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.

Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

schmeitz

To bugger off; to get out of here;

cheers guys, i'm schmeitzing

by Dave Feinberg&Dan Rosengarten September 26, 2018

schmelf

Random word.

What the schmelf is that?!?

by schmelfboy August 20, 2008

Schmeater

I word used in rating a monstrous mega schlong ding dong by Mr. Mulch#8605

Nice Schmeater

by Skyeetee August 18, 2021

Schmental

Crazy; Paranoid; Obsessed with life; needs to know everything about everything.

The Short kid went schmental after a taller boy beat him on a world history test.

I went schmental after this kid kept asking me for a ride.

My mom is totally schmental.

by Brett and Adam September 6, 2005

Schmelly

Schmelly means very smelly.

Sarah Schmehl is Schmelly.

by ManPoo January 8, 2013