Schlub

An overweight and fugly man who thinks he deserves to date beautiful thin women.

In Seth Rogen films, the schlub always gets the hottie.

by mynameisbunny August 24, 2009

Schlurp

German name of Lickitung, a Normal Pokémon that have a long tounge.

Gehen, Schlurp!

by Px-Ingkeo September 2, 2016

schlub

A bum

Her new boyfriend is such a schlub

by the X April 28, 2003

Schlurp

Receiving or giving oral sex.

Guy 1: I'm gonna get schlurped tonight.
Guy 2: Hell yea my nigga!

by Koremba April 11, 2017

schlurbonthesenutz

To suck ones testi.

Hey bro, how bout' you schlurbonthesenutz huh?

by Xx_NiggerWhipper_xX April 11, 2023

Schlurk

A combination of the words 'shit' and 'lurk', 'schlurk' is the derogative term for a creep who 'lurks in the dark' on various social networks liking the photos of female friends he no longer has regular contact with. 'Schlurking' is carried out with the specific intention of reconnecting with the female for the short term, and with the long term aim of having sexual intercourse with them.

Can be used as a noun; he is a schlurk, and a verb; he is schlurking.

'He man, did you see Liam schlurking Sophie on facebook?'
'I don't have that guy as friend . Is he the one who studies engineering?'
'Yeah. That's him. He's such a schlurk!'
'Ok cool, I think I know what he looks like, I'll stalk him!'
'Fairs'
'Oh yea, that's him! I couldn't see all his photos but I stalked Sophie and saw the Schlurk. She got schlurked good!'

by Matty_P July 26, 2013

schlubbard

A lazy tongued individual who has a hard time formulating words.

I wish i was fat, it would give me reason to talk like a schlubbard.

by perpendicular November 28, 2013