molly schlumped

When a nigga gets knocked out or fucked up. Can also be used to describe an unimaginable ass fucking.

Example 1: Yo did you just see my nigga Jameson get molly schlumped by Gio?

Example 2: Man Brandon, I just molly schlumped that bitch pretty hard.

by Gum-Gum January 14, 2019

schlup hunas

A sloppy person. Someone who makes a mess. Someone who can't eat without dropping food on themselves.

Look at the food on his shirt, what a schlup hunas!

by Hey Lo September 3, 2015

schlube

to nonchalantly slip into a group of people

Dude! I think those chicks over there are talking about me, schlube over there and see what the scoop is.

by *B~E~N* October 18, 2008

Schlube

A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a (formal)noun

Hey Schlube, what's good!!

by FrankieDaBeast April 20, 2018

schlueting around

Anything pertaining to failing at failing. In other words, trying to do something that one admits to being a stupid idea and failing at said idea. An action of schlueting is performed by a schlueter

schlueter: well, I think I can bike across the country during summer vacation.
non-schlueter: yeah, but once you get to California after three months, how are you getting back to New York
schlueter: well, I forgot about that!
non-schlueter: schlueter, quit schlueting around!

by redheadednurse January 28, 2010

Schlueter

A midget from the Northern timber that migrated into Wisconsin. When they see a deer they claim it as their own by making a high pitched buzzing sound; this warns other Sclueters to stay away

That Schlueter sure looks weird.

by meeeeeeeeeeaaa August 28, 2011

Schlumper

A guy who puts something in his ass while cumming on a chick.

Dude, did u just put a candle up yur ass while u were cumming on me?

by schlumpmaster September 6, 2003