Schloinging

Another word for fucking or loud sex that everyone in your dorm can hear after quiet hours

Dude, are they schloinging at this hour? So disrespectful

I can't focus on my pset with these assholes schloinging next door

by adventuregrl97 May 7, 2018

Schlopin’

To masturbate alone.

Last night my mom caught be Schlopin’

by Heffae June 25, 2019

Shlorpin' the little horgie

Sloppin' the hog.
Feeding the baby.

We're in Hagerstown right now stopping for lunch and shlorpin' the little horgie.

by themessenja June 20, 2021

schlorbinh

To do something extremely funny to a person of color

I'm going to schlorbinh all over this guy's family.
He did that very schlorbinh.

by bulgariafan28 June 16, 2023

Poop schloopping

The act of schloopping poop; when one uses said poop in order to maintain or claim territory. Commonly used by monkeys however, has transitioned to humans.

World War 3 is said to be the war of poop schloopping

by Pooppy queen April 10, 2019

Schlonging

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

by Schlonger September 25, 2005

Schlopinbang

the act of having sexual intercourse with a very fat chick

Guy 1: 'Damn! That's a big bitch!'
Guy 2: 'Yea, I hit that last night, yo!'
Guy 1: 'Aw, man! That's a schlopinbang!'

by rocketsaucev2 April 28, 2010