Schlongevity

Male sex stamina

After two pumps, Matt casually pulled out blowing it on her stomach. "Sorry hun" he said, shrugging his shoulders "I've got no schlongevity."

John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...

by j0hnwillie March 13, 2008

Schlongcitis

When your schlong suffers from some kind of disease and can't be used to its full potential.

Ouch, I have dick cramps, I think I might have Schlongcitis!

by NASCARJUNKMAN February 18, 2022

Golden Schlond Poofa

Barbie Life in the Dream House icon.

“Is that what I think it is?! A one of a kind, limited edition, Golden Schlond Poofa!”

by Golden_schlondpoofa September 14, 2021

Schlong garage

1. An inviting vagina.
2. A familiar vagina where one can safely park a schlong.

You guys stay out, but I'm going home early. Why spend more money when I can go work that schlong garage back home?

by Delores Spomoni March 1, 2009

schlong lover

Someone who Loves to eat, taste, or lick schlong. Male or female.

Gary: Damn Jada is so good at sucking cock
Tom: yeah dude, she's a class A schlong lover!

by LLHarc October 22, 2013

Pour your schlong into it

When you are not nice to the barista he will prepare your beverage and pass it behind his apron and quickly dip his schlong into it. Because he is wearing an apron you can not see that his schlong was hanging out all the time. He will also give you decaff instead of regular.

Pour your schlong into it, one dip at a time.

by Howard Schultz August 15, 2008

Schlong

A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

Stop fiddling with your schlong Jimmy, put it back in ur pants.

by Andrewsky March 7, 2003