Schlock Block

What occurs when the urban dictionary editors reject your too clever submission.

I submitted a very clever entry for "taking the fifth" but the urban dictionary editors schlock blocked me.

by algetard June 09, 2013

shock schlock

Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.

DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?

ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.

DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.

by conflict dude July 21, 2024

schlock bebe

That thing looks nice, it’s hangin low. Example nice schlock bebe bro !!!

She was sucking the schlock Bebe for days.

by Matty d otg July 08, 2022

Schlocked

Safely locked with doors shut.

We walked into the corner and we were all secured, all lights off, all doors schlocked.

by Minimichael123 December 01, 2015

schlock

The shit gooey/crusty black smeg thats scraped off hibachi grills after the food is cooked. Resembles cum but black

Holy jesus look at all that schlock i just want it inside me

by aittern November 29, 2018

schlock in

To focus in, locking in, zone in and get shit done.

Damn. Hann's been procrastinating. It's time to schlock in.

by CatEatingCheetos December 06, 2023