Originally crafted by the illustrious @dantalents and colloquially used within the CrewDat and ToKyMonGrey Mario Kart communities, schlinin is the art of the immaculate drift, shell, and shroom of the opposition.
by The Kirkle March 9, 2018
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Schlong Dongery (agent 0069)... the lesser known star of the 007 spy movies who used to star side by side with Sean Connery.....He was cut out of the series because of his huge donger and ability to mac all the bitches..... Connery was jealous/pissed off and had Schlong Dongery cut from the series.
by Pete Negwaski! December 23, 2006
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2) If you keep poon tang lying around too long.... there's a good chance it will turn to poon schlang!
2) If you keep poon tang lying around too long.... there's a good chance it will turn to poon schlang!
by The Iron Commie Chef March 8, 2009
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Get the schlongnymphia mug.Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.
by The King1234 March 27, 2009
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