schleep

Bruh. Give up.

Hernandez: Im not spanish
Bobby: I'm schleep

by tifdn July 8, 2016

Schleef

Schleef is a male version of queef. AKA a penis fart.

I told Josh that when that chick was done blowing me I schleefed on her cheek.

by RickyAwesome August 1, 2009

Schlee

No being can define this word. Kinda like a humz but also a little more himmy than a humz.

Came home today and the schlees were on the roof throwing bricks.

by Dontuseyourrealname0 April 19, 2022

Schmeegly

1. Inability to control ones self from floping around, like a fish out of water.
2. Having the traits of a wet noodle.
3. Schmee

When I reeled the fish in, I got it on the boat and it was all schmeegly.

by BohagonSlogan September 9, 2008

schliegengrifte

An awesome pagan festival held each Yule where only the most hot bros get invited and they have lunch together and talk a lot of sense about music and musicians, and bitches hang around the outskirts hoping to be included.

Hans: Hey did you get to this year's Schliegengrifte?

Kurt: What's it to you, dickwad?

by schliegenoberfuhrer January 12, 2015

schlegel

Schlegel is a very flirty guy. He always flirts with girls, but never knows when someone likes him. Schlegel is a gentleman and always gives people respect who deserve respect. He also gives very good advice. He knows how to make a couple, but can't find anyone for himself. He is a very good person and a great person to date.

Girl: Aww you are the best person in the world, thank you for all the gifts. You are like a schlegel.

by TakeDemNotes February 13, 2018

schleep

Bruh. Dead. I'm done.

Hernandez: I'm not Spanish at all
Kenyon: I'm schleep

by tifdn September 11, 2016