The act of tracing your own pecker on the face of a tall german who is sleeping inside of a moving volkswaggen, preferebly a jetta. The sleeper must awake and have no idea the tracing is there. Upon discovering the tracing the tracee must not imediatly be able to tell what is drawn on his face.
There is no requirement to trace your balls, however doing so could constitute an Uber-Schleepy Schnitzel.
There is no requirement to trace your balls, however doing so could constitute an Uber-Schleepy Schnitzel.
Hey man, so buddy falls asleep open mouth in my jetta and we totally schleepy schnitzel'ed him! it was awesome he just looked in the mirror and was like "wtf"
by Samuel Leblanc September 25, 2009
Get the Schleepy Schnitzel mug.In a state of tiredness but wanting to sound cute at the same time.
Can also be used when one cannot be bothered.
Can also be used when one cannot be bothered.
by JD and coke August 20, 2006
Get the schleepy mug.A wet fart, a fart in which upon being expelled from the anus, carries with it ass juice. Leaving your undergarments caught in the crossfire. A schlem can be due to relaxed sphincter muscles, i.e. bum love. If you are unfortunate enough to suffer a schlem, do not try and salvage your underwear, make sure you dispose of it!
"Aw man i've got 'schlem' juice running down my leg!"
"I hear Ian 'schlems' so bad, he has to wear a sanitary towel!"
"I hear Ian 'schlems' so bad, he has to wear a sanitary towel!"
by Jamie Carberry November 16, 2007
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Get the schledium mug.A traditional British way to impregnate women.
It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.
Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.
It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.
It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.
Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.
It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.
My wife hated me, but when i gave her the Schledoinkydoink she loved me again.
How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.
No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks
How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.
No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks
by Spyghetti June 19, 2020
Get the Schledoinkydoink mug.When one cuts his or her neckline on a shirt so that it droops over a shoulder. Tends to be girls in sororities.
by lurpy101 March 2, 2011
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