Schlangin'

A term used to describe the action performed by a prostitute who delivers their services via a penis.

A combination of Schlong and Slang.

Schlong= Penis.

Slang = to sell (dope).

"Broh his dick is massive. He schlangin'."

by Rehawse December 29, 2020

Schlagoop

verb:

pronunciation: "shh-la-goop"

1. To insert something forcefully into another object, especially if the target object is very viscous, squishy, or slimy

2. Could be used as an alternative to "fuck", commonly used to insult or berate others

Use 1: "I schlagooped a handful of jelly into a jar"

Use 2: "go shlagoop yourself

by Ari_the_Owl March 28, 2021

Schlangin

Packing absolute meat. Having a ginormous dick.

That mf is schlangin meat.

by Schlangin mf September 11, 2022

Schlingo

Accidentally killing someone during oral sex by sticking the penis too far into the throat and choking and or gagging the other person.

Brad: Oh my god I think I just schlingo'd Shirley!
Thomas: Does that count as heat of passion?

by DepthOfInsight February 26, 2011

schlang face

This word has German roots. "Schlange" means snake. So literally translated this would mean "snake face" but in the United States this word is used in the sense of penis face, dick face, cock face, and the like. This word is widely used in the Bay Area, especially to decaying hippies who hang around Haight St.

This schlang face was trying to hit on me, can you believe it?

by meowiekittie February 12, 2012

Schlangry

The combination of the words “schlong” and “angry”. It is defined as being angry when you haven’t been given what you feel is an acceptable amount of schlong from your man. This in turn makes you angry, until the proper amount of schlong has been received.

I appreciate that my wife loves to have so much sex with me. However, if she feels I haven’t given her all the sex she expects, she gets very schlangry and irritable. The only solution is to give her the schlong, as soon as possible.

by LickitySplits July 18, 2019

Schlang

basically anything you want it to mean, most commonly:

a. the act of getting laid

b. to totally own something

c. you sexy bitch

a. you totally got shlanged last night
b. wow you shlang at guitar hero
c. you schlang.

by sexy savvy November 9, 2009