Someone talking on the speaker phone in their car. Most move their hands up and down and head side to side as if the person they are talking to is standing in front of them. Usually oblivious to anyone looking.
Dude #1: Hey, check out the guy next to us.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.
by flogger up January 13, 2010
Take your medicine (you) schizophrenic.
Used when somebody goes on a schizophrenic, or schizophrenic-like ramble.
Used when somebody goes on a schizophrenic, or schizophrenic-like ramble.
by Harakiri445 February 17, 2021
a: see entry for schizo and combine with an emotionally unstable sociopathic ego-maniac ; b: a term more specifically oriented towards the absurd psychosis of a crazy bitch.
by Crystal Glass November 16, 2010
A slang term used for a woman who has a particular set of mental inhibitions, who happens to be financially blessed. Often associated with broke boys trying to secure the bag.
by Aki in a trackie May 05, 2022
Guy 1: How you doing man?
Guy 2: Not good my man. I’m such a fucking loser virgin that I just had a Schizo-Wank.
Guy 1: Damn you’re down bad man.
Guy 2: Yeah it’s a lonely world man.
Guy 2: Not good my man. I’m such a fucking loser virgin that I just had a Schizo-Wank.
Guy 1: Damn you’re down bad man.
Guy 2: Yeah it’s a lonely world man.
by AutonomicAutist July 09, 2024
A random assortment of noises/ sounds. These noises usually make you suicidal, and under intense circumstances, could give you permanent brain damage.
Hey did you hear jack404frog48114's latest drop on soundcloud? Shit gave me a stroke and I was in the hospital for 3 months. My friend heard it and he instantly killed himself like it was a fight or flight reaction. Shits crazy dog. Do Not Recommend.
Schizo Music is generally defined as a random assortment of sounds that make you hate existing on earth.
Schizo Music is generally defined as a random assortment of sounds that make you hate existing on earth.
by Just_That_Kid_Down_The_Road July 29, 2023
Tristan is a crazy ex lover who is obsessed with anime and the art of war. Meanwhile the twin flame sits in agony pondering what life could've been. His days grow old yet time grants him immortality.