schizophrenia

a serious mental illness. a valid point. however, it is becoming clear that some instances of schizophrenia can be explained as the perfectly natural response of a sensitive, open-minded, deep-thinking, intelligent human being to being surrounded by braindead idiots in a society that wants you to be a braindead idiot, and punishes you for thinking for yourself.

Doctor: So, Louise, we believe you're suffering from schizophrenia. Tell us more about these delusions. Tell us why you believe you shouldn't have to wake up early every day to go somewhere you don't want to go, just so you can do something you don't want to do and don't even care about when you actually get there.

Liam: Because this is the only life I get you fuckin stupid little cunt.

by lsd-25 May 30, 2013

Schizophrenia

Condition commonly mistaken for MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder). Schizophrenia like the name suggests means a split, but not a split in personality. Schizophrenia is a split in perception that causes an individual to become detached, isolated and remote from reality and from the rest of society. A person experiencing schizophrenia might see things in a way that he can only understand. He might also experience hallucinations such as hearing voices and seeing things, paranoia, feelings and thoughts of persecution and feeling like he is in another world.

I'm borderline schizophrenic.

by Gary Destruction July 19, 2003

schizophrenic

A person with the mental disorder schizophrenia.

Some of the symptoms include hearing voices, hallucinations, delusions of grandeur, attaching unusual significance to normal events, unusual fixed personal beliefs (delusions), lack of concentration, and insomnia.

Megan Fox claims to suffer from schizophrenia.

None of the people who have defined schizophrenic thus far know what it actually means.

by D. Faceofa-Smith March 26, 2010

Schizofriendia

Schizofriendia : Schizo (mind) friend (body) ia (is accepted). An individual who has been diagnosed with the brain disease Schizophrenia. One who has found or is searching for a friend in a world that accepts them for who they are and not because they have Schizophrenia.

Schizofriendia : The word Schizofriendia was created as a multi dimensional word by James Anthony Lombardo who is a life time Psychology student, Teacher, Inventor and also suffers from the Brain Disease Schizophrenia. The word Schizofriendia would be very easy to derive by taking the word Phren in Schizophrenia and replacing it with the similar sounding friend. Though it wasn't so simple making the word Schizofriendia in his words. Never understanding what was truly wrong in my mind. The constant paranoia, delusions, hallucinations and the separation from the world and reality caused the total feeling of non acceptance. The word Schizofriendia is actually three separated parts.Shizo - FRIEND - ia. The word Schizo is a partial word involved in a mental separation. Which he attributed "Schizo" to the MIND. Then the word "Friend" meaning a person which one knows and who is very fond of. That of a "true" friend exists outside the mind. Although through other illnesses and treumatic hapenings, created friends can get you through some very hard times, Especially the times when isolated or alone. Having Schizophrenia keeps you inside your mind to often though. The most important key to having hope and finding happiness is supportive friends and family. One who didn't exist in the mind he concluded that was the BODY. Now the remaining letters, "ia" that were left in the word he then abbreviated them as "Is Accepted ." Being accepted is the one true quest that he always strove for. Being accepted in life and accepting people for their faults. Ultimately Schizophrenia would be accepted by a world and a person with Schizophrenia could ultimately trust, then soon after create meaningful friendships. He noted. "I feel in my SOUL I will someday be accepted." In conclusion studying what he calls the multi dimensional word Schizofriendia. It simply says, we all need a friend. It is his creation of MIND, BODY and SOUL. Though the word itself is three parts. Schizo (mind) friend (body) ia (is accepted). " Someday when all the pieces can be placed together, I will then be complete."

by Raven Sky December 2, 2007

schizoid

Schizoid personality disorder is a condition in which people avoid social activities and consistently shy away from interaction with others. People with the disorder are generally loners with a profound inability to connect with others and form personal relationships.

In some cases, a schizoid may want above all to integrate into the social world but when they do receive the attention, they suddenly prefer to be left alone.

I don't know... I mean I want a girlfriend so bad but I keep refusing one after the other. I can't seem to make up my mind.

Being a schizoid is really annoying. When I'm at home doing nothing, I want to be outside with my buddies. When I'm out with them, I want to be inside again.

by Wasser March 26, 2010

schizopervia

the ability to see 69 everywhere

Micheal has schizopervia. When he went to his myspace profile, the first thing he noticed was that he had 69 friends.

by Anonymous..................damn it, how many people use "anonymous"? April 29, 2008

Jeff schilling

To be a miserable prick who blames everyone else for his problems. To be emotionally lost in life, while blaming geographic location for your issues even though no matter where you are you will still be an ugly, closet drug using, douchebag.

Guy: I can't believe my car is wrecked, stupid tires got aligned wrong, the lines on the road were crooked, the guy came out of nowhere!
Guy2: stop Jeff schilling dude, you drove like a dick, it's your fault.

by Unclefester April 17, 2015