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Schfifty five

Do you want to hear a seeecret? Cause I know one...and it is SOOOO GOOD to hear it. Do you want me to tell you vhat it shvas? I tell you vhat it shvas.

I know how to count ALLL ZEE WAY to shfifty five. And I will show you how to do it before you can say POOPTY PEUPTY PANTS-SS. Are you ready baby? Alright.

Shvam. Doo. Two an heif. Scheven. Schfourteen-teen. Schventy one. Shventy seven-heif. Twenty seven, thirty seven, WHAT YOU SAY?

Shiggity shwo? Schfifty five.
Shiggity shiggity shwa? Schifity five.
Girlfriend's age? Schifity five.
My IQ? Schifity five.
Five + Five is schfifty schfifty SCHIFIFTY!
I can count all zee vay to schfifty five.
by MagentaBabe January 24, 2005
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Schifo

Italian slang for disgusting, sick, revolting, repellent, repulsive, sickening, nauseating
"Che schifo" – that's disgusting
by Pinguim July 6, 2009
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shiffmaning

To pay a 14 year old girl to commit sexual acts on spring break in mexico
"Hey, Jason's Shiffmaning that girl"
by I.C. Wiener April 23, 2006
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Shiffy

A mixture of Shweet and Spiffy, best of both worlds ya'know?
That was a shiffy movie!
by Teh W. Crack Fairy March 16, 2008
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shifflette

A type of blunt; usually consists of extremely large amounts of ganja rolled into a pregnant shape. Always accompanied by shotguns. This type is strictly for pros.
We was smoking a shifflette and some gabe passed out off of one shotgun.
by Philly Phil July 27, 2006
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schfifty five

A secret that is SOOO good to hear, what you must pay.
What you say?
Sch-fifty five!
by Mattersy January 7, 2004
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schaffted

Girl 1: Yo, is that a flaccid dick?!
Girl 2: Yeah, I totally just got Schaffted!
by Reece David Cooper Helland March 19, 2018
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