shestache

A female mustache. Usually appears on a girl's upper lip when she missing her waxing appointment.

"Mary, I don't care how big your rack is, you're never getting laid with that shestache."

by J.O. May 2, 2006

Scepterface

Scepterface: This is a lesser known term (because I coined it myself and am trying to spread it to the masses) of the widely popular phrase "Butterface" This phrase is used for all women with a gorgeous body but unfortunately a face that compares to the ass of baboon.

Scepterface is the sly mans "Butterface" It is not yet known so you are able to call it out to females directly in their face or the immediate vicinity.

Goddamn!! Why? Jaimie has the nicest perky 36 C titties, curvy waist with a big ass to match........everything is perfect "Scepterface"

by The Big "O" July 14, 2009

Scesciai

Sardinian for "to recover from a hangover".

"Ajò dai caddozzi a scesciai" (sardo/italiano)

"I need a hot dog to 'scesciai/scesciare'"

by Federo July 11, 2014

HFJ Scenty

HFJ Scenty is a yoga instructer who is married to Moldy Hfjone. thank you.

Person 1: Who is the most unstable person on the plane?
Person 2: Probably HFJ Scenty TBH.
Person 1: Yea.
HFJ Scenty: Fuck you guys.

by hfjonefan0159391-59105 September 7, 2022

slut scent

The unmistakable odour of a slut's pussy. It is nature's aphrodisiac. The odour varies depending on the amount and composition of her pussyjuice. This depends on the time of the month and on how much sex she has had recently. A pregnant woman (not obvious early on) will smell a little different. If she's perched on a bar stool beside you in her slutwear and she uncrosses her legs, you will get a whiff of her as she opens her thighs and her nylons rasp apart. If you get a warm, perfumed, musky scent the chances are that she has probably not been fucked that day. If she smells like a fresh oyster she has probably had cocks in her pussy recently. If there is any hint of rankness, move away. She either doesn't shower, or she's infected with something. Provided she is healthy and not more than 38 years, I love the scent of a pretty slut.

Her slut scent lingered as she lifted herself off his cock and tottered off the tiny stage.

by O'Flagherty July 30, 2007

Meat Scepter

A weird funny way to say “penis” or “dick lol

“Don’t make me pull out my Meat Scepter”
Or
*Pulls out Meat Scepter*

by four.ethan March 27, 2019

scented con

the place where 10-year-olds go when they are horny on Roblox. It is a place for Roblox players to have sex.

damn I went on this scented con and had hella good Roblox sex!

by ispiltmychili April 16, 2020