Mr.Schmidt

The definition of a pedophile

Mr.Schmidt looks at everyone's booty holes and has a major over bite

by clobamacare February 25, 2020

Rolli Schmidt

Depressed young German boy who has talent in dancing and has a hit song was ist dein Lieblingsfach with his Girlfriend called Rita

My name is Rolli Schmidt. RITA HAS CAPTURED ME. I BEGGED FOR MERCY BUT SHE WONT LET ME GO TO MY FAMILY.

by DietJair December 23, 2021

Schmidt

Someone who should never be underestimated.

"Don't underestimate her, she's a Schmidt"

by kindofabigdeal2012 July 8, 2012

scenic route

1. the long way
2. the wrong way

We were supposed to turn on 13th Street to get to the Capitol, but I guess we can take the scenic route...through Virginia.

by Rolf October 9, 2004

scamizdat

neologized by Grady Ward, referring to the continuing response to Church of Scientology litigation threats by publishing "secret scriptures" to the Internet. c. 1995 in alt.religion.scientology. "Scam" + "samizdat" q.v.

More generally, any publishing of texts to expose a scam, when those texts are the fiercely protected copyright of the alleged scammer.

I have Scamizdat issue #4, does anyone have issue #10 with the Fishman Declaration?

or
The scamizdat is revealing all their bogus secrets.

by Jason Gilli March 31, 2005

Schmidhead

A Schmidhead is traditionally performed by either Kathie(nice hillbilly spelling) or Bob Schmid. Pulling a Schmidhead occurs when either Bob or Kathie befriend someone for the sole purpose of using them. They operate under the guise of being decent people. They are so self absorbed that even their own children are neglected.

In order to staff his side business, Bob actually "pimped" his daughter. To keep Chad happy and employed, Bob agreed to let the two sleep together under his roof. Oops, I forgot to mention that she was a junior in high school at the time. Bob, father of the year you are not. You and you wife, are complete pieces of shit.
"Hey Bill, you really "tried" to fuck those people over. Your a real Schmidhead."

by the playa January 24, 2005

Schmidtfaced

When you attend Texas wesleyan’s GPNA program and you really want to go out and drink but instead you stay in and study hard for Dr. Schmidt’s next A&P exam

Ready to get schmidtfaced !

by RRNA104 October 25, 2019