skating

Naval slang, getting out of work, lollygagging

"Man, I skated on that last job"

by Al Brown March 25, 2005

investi-skating

The act of driving or skating around unknown areas of a town looking for an epic ass spot to skate.

usually ends in dissapointment and loss of money for gas. but, sometimes you hit a gold mine

"Me and steven went investi-skating at those new apartment complexes yesterday"
"anything good?"
"nope, just 3 2 stairs"

by kevin's nuts March 14, 2010

schting

A "schting" or "schtinger" is an undesirable event, or the exclaimation made upon observation of said event.

"He got kicked in the crotch, it was a real schtinger."

or...

"She lost her phone"
"Schting!"

by Mysterious John March 9, 2005

Girl Scaping

When a girl goe's out of her way to prepare herself for sex e.g Trimming, Waxing and Cleaning.

Man the other night my girl was girl scaping for a whole hour before I got home.

by Acesarehot October 15, 2010

Pandora scaping

The act of selectively liking songs on a Pandora station so that it will only play songs of a very specific sub-genre.

Bro, that Snoop Dog song was the tits! Why didn't you like it?

I know dude, but that'd totally throw off my Afroman station!

Dude, quit your Pandora scaping and like the bloody song!

by JimnyCricket June 1, 2011

Flange Scaping

For a woman to trim her pubic hair and style fashionably.

Judith spent several hours in the bathroom flange scaping so that she was ready for her big date.

by dorsetkate September 25, 2019

Toilet Seating

A phrase used for the act of relieving oneself while sitting on the spread apart lap of another individual while they, too, are relieving themselves on the toilet. The latter individual is then considered the 'toilet seat'. This is typically done in the woman on top position.

My boyfriend and I had to use the bathroom at the same time and couldn't hold it, so we ended up toilet seating.

by jazryo December 27, 2010