Alternate vocabulary for 'hooker'
by HungryAfterMidnight October 31, 2014
Get the Scandinavian Muffinmug. As itinerant Scandinavians began to settle in the Pacific Northwest during the early 1900's, they often gathered into communities to retain their traditions and practices. One such practice, known as the Scandinavian Spritzer, continues to withstand the test of time as long-standing tradition for thanking your neighbors. When introduced to the Pacific Northwest it endeared the Scandinavian immigrants to the locals almost immediately.
Whenever a helpful neighbor (or group of helpful neighbors) would help out an elderly widowed woman in the village, she would repay them with the Spritzer. After first offering a plate of decoy cookies to lower their guard, the elderly woman would raise her skirt, pinch her labia together, and force her urine out. The pinched labia would redirect her urine back across her perineum, where it gathered additional musk and essence, before spraying outward from betwixt her tightly clenched buttocks. The resulting spray would be finely atomized and highly aromatic. This was a coveted reward, and as such created an atmosphere of willing and able neighbors.
Whenever a helpful neighbor (or group of helpful neighbors) would help out an elderly widowed woman in the village, she would repay them with the Spritzer. After first offering a plate of decoy cookies to lower their guard, the elderly woman would raise her skirt, pinch her labia together, and force her urine out. The pinched labia would redirect her urine back across her perineum, where it gathered additional musk and essence, before spraying outward from betwixt her tightly clenched buttocks. The resulting spray would be finely atomized and highly aromatic. This was a coveted reward, and as such created an atmosphere of willing and able neighbors.
Gigi Ulla Gave Mitchell and Julian a dank Scandinavian Spritzer after distracting them with a plate of warm cookies. They knew it was worth changing those smoke detector batteries!
by TRAIL BOSS October 26, 2022
Get the Scandinavian Spritzermug. A process of sending mail in Scandinavia. You must insert your mail and a payment of 10 acorns into the hatch in the rear of a donkey and pray the donkey does not get lost on the way to its destination.
- "I've paid my morgage 5 times this month but it always gets lost in the mail."
- "Have you sent it by Scandinavian Hatchback?"
- "That's exactly why it got lost."
- "Have you sent it by Scandinavian Hatchback?"
- "That's exactly why it got lost."
by The dude who mooed February 22, 2009
Get the Scandinavian Hatchbackmug. You take a high powered fan and face it to a girl. Jizz at the fan and it will blow back and hit her in the face. The you pee on her face and the substance will run down her face and it makes a great drink.
by Dean14 June 4, 2011
Get the Scandinavian Sandstormmug. "Dude i was so drunk last night that i gave that girl ive been trying to talk to a 'Scandinavian Hotpocket', do you think she'll forgive me ?"
by Brett Bliss April 14, 2010
Get the Scandinavian Hotpocketmug. The sexual act of a woman doing a headstand while a man (or woman with a strap-on) fucks her while moving her legs as you would the oars of a Viking rowboat. (Pillaging and plundering is optional)
Friend 1: Damn your girl sure is walking hella strange.
Friend 2: Hell yeah man I gave her the old Scandinavian Blockbuster.
Friend 1: Fuuuucccckkkkk...
Friend 2: Hell yeah man I gave her the old Scandinavian Blockbuster.
Friend 1: Fuuuucccckkkkk...
by JonahFlexOnEm March 23, 2017
Get the Scandinavian Blockbustermug. by Babar the Great February 27, 2008
Get the Scandinavian Tobagganmug.