Scandinavian backpedalling

When your mate grabs your shlong and you move their arm up and down to masturbate.

His mum endulged me in some Scandinavian backpedalling last night after the dutch rudder.

by BakesMum December 13, 2012

Scandinavian Muffin

Alternate vocabulary for 'hooker'

I can't wait to get my hands on a Scandinavian Muffin tonight!

by HungryAfterMidnight October 31, 2014

Scandinavian Hatchback

A process of sending mail in Scandinavia. You must insert your mail and a payment of 10 acorns into the hatch in the rear of a donkey and pray the donkey does not get lost on the way to its destination.

- "I've paid my morgage 5 times this month but it always gets lost in the mail."

- "Have you sent it by Scandinavian Hatchback?"

- "That's exactly why it got lost."

by The dude who mooed February 22, 2009

Scandinavian Hotpocket

the sexual act of pooping into a vagina.

"Dude i was so drunk last night that i gave that girl ive been trying to talk to a 'Scandinavian Hotpocket', do you think she'll forgive me ?"

by Brett Bliss April 14, 2010

Scandinavian Sandstorm

You take a high powered fan and face it to a girl. Jizz at the fan and it will blow back and hit her in the face. The you pee on her face and the substance will run down her face and it makes a great drink.

That Scandinavian sandstorm was so boss last night.

by Dean14 June 4, 2011

Scandinavian Blockbuster

The sexual act of a woman doing a headstand while a man (or woman with a strap-on) fucks her while moving her legs as you would the oars of a Viking rowboat. (Pillaging and plundering is optional)

Friend 1: Damn your girl sure is walking hella strange.
Friend 2: Hell yeah man I gave her the old Scandinavian Blockbuster.
Friend 1: Fuuuucccckkkkk...

by JonahFlexOnEm March 23, 2017

Scandinavian Tobaggan

It when you stick your junk in a female's trunk and ride her down a flight of stairs.

"Damn son! I took that bitch on a Scandinavian Tobaggan ride last week!"

by Babar the Great February 27, 2008