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scapelife

Scapelife is a term mostly Philadelphia landscapers use to show landscaping is a way of life. They cut grass, do mulch jobs, pruning, and also trim hedges to make scapemoney.
Ayo that youngboul be pushing around those mowers because he bout that scapelife.

Them philly bouls be pullin around that scape trailer because they bout the scapelife.

Scapelife is a good way of life because you make that scapemoney.
by Scapelifetom July 18, 2018
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Scalpers

Scalpers are illegal online individuals who can be the bane of your existence at a time of popularity surging items.

In an act of anti-consumerism, scalpers go through illegal and policy bending routes to buy products in insane amounts of bulk with digital softwares such as bots before the product is even months away from release. Then, in a fruitful attempt to gain money through unofficial means, they sell company items for twice the price and have their listings on seller-acceptable websites.

Those with a large amount of inventory through illegal measures have their items on online listing, and when consumers cannot turn to official methods of getting their product, they lie in wait, hoping that a desperate buyer would have no choice but to submit to their prices, which are normally about 2-3 times higher than company price.

While scalpers are mostly to blame for the shortage of products in the online era, retailers are also to blame. Some retail workers are scalpers or spies themselves for one. Two, online retailers do absolutely nothing in their power to defend against bots. Some, like Best Buy, have taken some security measures to allow 5 minute windows when something is in stock, as well as 1 per buyer, but it's still not enough to counter scalpers. Websites like the famous Amazon and eBay allow for scalpers to show off their ridiculous listings.
Man: "I tried getting the Playstation 5, but they were all out in seconds! How is it possible??"
Man 2: "Scalpers. Scalpers and their bots."
by GendleFendle6635 July 17, 2021
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Scalper

A frocking bitch that buys products at the instant it is out for pre-order or sale.

The sort of person that you don’t know but want to kill because they stole what could of been some ones GPU, PS5 or CE.
Friend: Do you know why I can’t get a GPU
Me: fucking scalpers bro, fucking scalpers
by Youseegaming September 15, 2021
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Midnight Scalper

the act of shaving a sex partner's hair after they have fallen asleep.
Rickie is a known midnight scalper he has a collection of hair in his room.
by love rocket February 28, 2012
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Professional scalper

A new slang term for your psychiatrist or shrink
Why did I come up with the term professional scalper? Well only look at whose ox is being gored when you go to your therapist's office.
by Uncle Dimma June 13, 2021
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scalped

to easily thrash some1 at a something, eg. a football match
paul: How did the match go
Dun: I fuckin scalped him
by Dun June 18, 2006
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Scalely Delight

When having sex with a fish through it's gill slits
Jack's skinny dip turned for the better when he impaled a fish and began to recieve a scalely delight.
by rebel13459 October 1, 2007
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