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sawyer

Someone who frequents the plains regions of northern canada constantly searching for grizzlies to make his bitch.
Also someone who can grow the most epic mustache known to man. dont fuck with this gangsta or he'll whip out his bear moves and colorado crater your shit!
Sawyer is also an uber sensitive nice guy who enjoys poetry and oil painting.
Guy 1: Who left the dead grizzly in the living room?
Guy 2: That bear was talkin shit about sawyers little sister...big mistake!
by upper deck February 21, 2009
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Tom Sawyer

Someone who uses elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.

The attempted use of elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.

Or the succesful attempt of elaborate plots, schemes, lies, or manipulations in order to get out of responsibility and/or grift someone.
Tony not only talked his way out the parking ticket, he got the meter maid's phone number. The guy is such a Tom Sawyer.

Larry tried to Tom Sawyer his way through the interview, but just couldn't keep his facts straight.
by Andrew Mullen December 27, 2008
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Sawyer

sawyer is a lanky boi who likes playing smash and eating goldfish. he is very swag. he also likes AJR and newsies. sometimes he's also bald.
"wow, sawyer has played smash for like 500 hours this year. how swag."
by pomegranates are swag June 3, 2021
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Jodi Sawyer Syndrome

When one person feels a relationship is more than it is.
(from the movie Center Stage, when Jodi Sawyer believes that she is in a relationship with Cooper Neilson, when he just wanted to sleep with her and get away with it.)
Further study must be conducted before conclusive results can be reached in this new psychological disorder.
"Wow, she has stage one Jodi Sawyer syndrome."
Whenever anyone you've slept with gives you baked goods the next day and says something cheesy like, "This is for next time."
Whenever someone you've slept with on the fly refers to you as their significant other repeatedly. In front of your parents. And friends.
by Helen and Katharine April 15, 2008
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Sawyer's Handful

A quantity suggestive of fewer than five, or a short handful.

Derived from the concept of a lumber-mill worker’s (sawyer’s) hand often missing a finger and so less able to hold as much as a whole hand.
Being moody and obnoxious, Scott had only a sawyer's handful of friends.
by Bilham May 14, 2010
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Sawyer

The destroyer of worlds, absolutely the largest penis in the galaxy, will pound you in an instant, get on his good side and you might make it out alive
I looked up and saw a great shadow, the shadow belonged to the destroyer of realms, Sawyer approached.
by Gamerman123333 November 13, 2019
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sawyer minute

origin of the mc donalds in timmins, its based off of how long it will take a new employee to accomplish a new found task. it is not a set amount of time but used as a generic amount to answer anothers question.
mel: sawyer is the nuggets down?
sawyer: not yet
matt: dont worry mel, it'll be down in a sawyer minute
by spektor911 August 23, 2011
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