Jacob Satorius

cancers human form.

"Honey, I need to tell you something,"
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.

by yoyoyoyoyoyooyoyoyoyoy July 31, 2016

Jacob satorious

Dick famous for no reason horrible at everything .

Jacob satorious has saggy tits

by Cool time five August 8, 2016

Satriarch

An older sister who takes responsibility for mentoring her siblings. A sister who listens without being hypercritical or judgmental. One who loves her siblings so as to care for them as a parent would, without parenting.

My oldest sister was quite the amorous Satriarch. The family's satriarch loved guiding and supporting her siblings.

by cansmt March 29, 2013

satiricritical

Using a mix of satire and straightforward criticism.

"I stumbled across this satiricritical article that starts with a point-by-point rebuttal of yesterday's State of the Union address and then compares Obamacare to sado-bestiality."
"LOL"

by Tochterlieber January 6, 2014

Satrina

Satrina is a loving person and will never ever treat you like shit and will always be there for you, and even if you haven't talked to her for 10 months, she will always remember you and make you feel like your loved and will always make you feel special and happy

person 1: omg that girl is like the amazing-est person ever
person 2: yea, that's Satrina

by PR sksksks and i oop October 14, 2019

satirist

A person who practises or is an expert in satire

Melisa can make anyone laugh with her complex verbage. Some people say she is a satirist.

by Jonathan Armstrong July 12, 2007

satriani

Greatest guitarist of our modern era. Worship him, and play Surfing With The Alien when you have sex.

Idiot: Satriani sucks.
God: you are wrong looks like you're going to hell.

by mike piazza January 23, 2005