scaredom

The act of shitting bricks in extreme stress.
* mainly used in third person *

(being scared dipshit) >:D

1. jonny said in complete scaredom "HOLY SHIT!"

2. "Mom was startled with extreme scaredom"

by ThatsAWordNow May 4, 2013

sarevol

A blue pedo raccoon who talks to underage kids on deviantart and makes shitty music, and has an 8 year old boyfriend while he is 23

He also has autism

8 Year Old: Hey Sarevol
Sarevol: Hey bby, lets fuck

by DablueDablueDablue August 10, 2018

Russian Staredown

When two young russians girls with similar features (skinny, bleach blonde hair), sit opposite each other on a Brooklyn subwayline and stare with scorn at one another.

{Katrina the Balarina sits down}
{Yelena the blonde sits down}

Russian staredown ensues.

by Mr. Hoboski August 4, 2008

Shredology

Shredology is quite simply the Study of Shredding, or as some people call it, MAD sk8 boarding skill.

Shredology is used in popular phrases heard in many popular films. Here are some prime examples

Spider-man 2: "That dude is a master of shredology"-An "interview" with a civillian.

The strangers: "I like shredology"- The main character

Braveheart: "Aye, that man's an expert in shredology"- A highlander talking about Mel Gibson.

The Dark Knight: "Lamboghini"- Albert

The Matrix: "Take the red pill, and you will be a master of shredology"- Morpheus, Trying to convince Keanu to take the red pill

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: "Gollum is his name...A real doctor of shredology"- Gandalf, Warning Frodo about Gollum.

IM A DOCTOR OF SHREDOLOGY - An easy way to call yourself a doctor

by The Dark schedrrer February 21, 2009

Soredom

to be so sore that you don't even know what to do with yourself. You feel like you want DIE of soredom. Like you've just worked so hard that you feel like soredom is the only word possible to describe how sore you are.

oh my god.. i've been snow boarding for 3 hours and now i'm in soredom

by Ian footpenis December 20, 2010

matt galati sardo

probably the gayest cunt in the world. He has zero friends, and believes he's good at volleyball, even though we all know he's fucking retarded. Unaturally small penis and he enjoys pleasing old men by sucking their dicks. Matt is a professional at the california steam train and enjoys the occasional spastic eagle. Overall probably the biggest faggot in the world and has probably the same amount of skill at volleyball as tore bempasciuto( also a gay cunt )

1. ''Hey matt galati sardo, is that old man cum on your face?''

2. Matt enjoys old mens dicks

3. ''It's Matt's turn to serve in volleyball'' ''Oh fucking hell, lucky were up by twenty points''

by alex griffin is a sick cunt November 15, 2010

SageDog

A chihuahua in a red hoodie. It got it's name because "Sage" is short for sausage. It's full name is "sausagedog", but it goes by "SageDog."

Shut the fuck up, SageDog.

by SageDog July 3, 2019