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Squeef

When lady parts both queef and squirt at the same time. Usually happens when a girl spreads for justice and gets off at the same time!
Jessica was being her whore-self when she squeefed all over her wall.
by Chenlemom November 28, 2013
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(originating from the concatenation of sex and queef; comparable to a wet fart)
1. A sex fart; also known as the sound a vagina makes when air is forced inside, but promptly displaced by another object
2. The resulting sound of two solid, lubricated surfaces suctioning away from one another (as in intercourse when sweat covers two opposing body parts and contact between the two has momentarily subsided)
The young girl, already nervous about losing her virginity, panicked when she thought she ruined the experience by passing gas. Her boyfriend, already accustomed to this sort of situation, tried to comfort her by explaining that she squeefed. His efforts were sabotage by abrupt laughter. She cried.
by JRS November 4, 2003
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Squeef

When a women queefs so hard that she squirts herself.
by Squeef man March 9, 2015
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(Scottish slang): a pathetic, insignificant person; a nobody.
"See thon Helen McMillan, she's a wee squeef!"
by KevinHudson July 19, 2009
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Squeef

When sperm comes out of the vagina while queefing. Usually after sex.
Feeling bloated Shirley squeefed after a night of hard pounding.
by CazDev August 5, 2011
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squeef

A tabe (or table tennis) score concept. If one person scores 6 points in a row from a score of zero then they win the game. If the squeefer's opponent won some points before the squeefer won any, then have performed a reverse squeef.
"Cheedle, I'm going to squeef you."
"Stefan's been squeefed!"
by The Bolt! December 27, 2008
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The explosion of air trapped in the urethra of a male. Typically caused from rapid masturbation. The male equivalence of a queef.
When I was giving her a money shot, I squeefed in her face.
While peeing, I squeefed so hard my pee coagulated at the tip and blew off my head.
by Sir Fakemann March 12, 2015
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