santa

move one leter and you get satan that is probly why no one ever gets anyhitng good from him

santa really is satan because he never gives poor kids presents.

by Alex4436745745 August 27, 2006

santa

a fake guy your parents made up to make you look forward to all year. ( just to see you smile )

me( 5 yrs old ): hi santa.

parent: im not santa

me: fuk u ( i shoot parent and take gifts )

parent: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by HUMPFACE April 24, 2008

santa

santa :knock knock
child victim :whos there
santa : santa
child : santa who
santa: im a rapist

they're already sleeping so half the job is done

by kaylaashley December 29, 2003

santa

I am santa. I tell all the girls to sit on santa's lap and we'll talk about what ever pops up.

Dirty boy in a santa outfit trying to score.

by Santa Clause January 16, 2004

santa

None of you have any idea about what Santa Claus really is. He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Zoidberg. Once, Bender helped him on one of his rampages.

Your missletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missle!

by Elitist January 4, 2004

santa

that whore in the madonna song that i sing quite well in her voice.. i look like a slut when i sing it, too, so i REALLY got it down..

notice down below that she wants santa to come down her chimney. *cough* whore *cough*

i mean cmon, you have to be a whore to fuck santa. just think of all the dirty lil kids that sit on his lap in the mall and infect him with all their gross lil germs and slobber that they dont clean off their hands.

santa baby.. slip a sable under the tree, for me.. ive been an awful good girl, santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

by simizzle robizzle, my nizzle. January 1, 2004

santa

Benevelont cartoon character developed by Coca Cola in the early 1900's to help sell children into life-long product devotion. The secret ingredient is not inside the can of "soft drink", it is in the security all Santa devotees feel within themselves when they see the red and white coloring on the outside of the Coca Cola product. Empires are built from the water out.

"Forget oil, people are dying for Coca Cola and the big fat red guy they invented named Santa."

by Satan Clause December 25, 2003