shit sandwhich

An unfavorable situation or dilema.

I knocked up my best friend's wife. What a huge shit sandwhich.

by berserker256 May 18, 2003

finishing my sandwiches

(Generally: to finish someone's sandwiches). To interrupt a person, assuming incorrectly that you know what he or she is going to say. Inspired by an exchange from Arrested Development:

Michael: It's like we finish each other's...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: Sentences. Why would I say...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?

Person A: "I think I'd like..."
Person B: "Ice cream?"
Person A: "To go home. Stop finishing my sandwiches."

by yawnoc September 7, 2013

See you later sandwiches

The cheap and dirty snacks flogged onto the bereaved for lunch on the day of a layoff round at a company. These sandwiches are usually dry, save for the tears shed by dismissed employees, and flavourless dreck one chokes down between sobs while thinking of supporting 3 kids and a wife who needs another $500 purse.

They are typically passed out by a smug and rotund PA who thinks that since the executive she cowtows before still needs his shoes shined, that he/she will remain employed.

Fillings include cheese, dry turkey, thinly sliced and mealy tomatoes, and roast beef with crusty edges, limp lettuce, and bitterness.

"After you've collected your things you can head upstairs for some See you later sandwiches"

by InterWestRainCallDance April 24, 2006

sandwhich

Two slices of bread with indecisive filling

Suggest a sandwhich if you please.

by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2008

poor boy sandwhich

someone who is to poor to afford food outside ones house they eat sandwhichs because they are poor also known as a laner

man that guy is such a poor boy sandwhich (pbs) he always pulls a dam laner when we wanna go out to eat

by DasJuice February 26, 2009

Shit breath sandwiched

Having to sit between two people who's breath smells like they've eaten a dead festering skunk that's been deep fried in camel shit.

I arrived late at training today. The only seat available was between Houghton and Coughlan. I was truly shit breath sandwiched. They nearly melted my face off when they started talking to each other.

by Shittydick March 3, 2015

Sandwiches

It's a codeword for weed,

used when talking in public, so as not to arouse suspicion.

1.
David: "You wanna buy a sandwich? ;) "
Andrew: "I say nope to dope"

2.
Steven: "I was sitting in my room, eating sandwiches, when my mum walked in..."
Mark: "shit that's rough"
Steven: "True"

by Michael Phelps (lol) July 27, 2009