Aloysius Santimonius

The Filipino version of Forest Diego, defender of anything IBO.

Also, someone who is too lazy to sand and prime.

You didn't sand your work just like Aloysius Santimonius

by TheLingeringSaint November 5, 2021

sanction

To spontaneously get in a fight and throw down, but also mutually and organized. At the end of the fight, there are no harsh feelings for each other, because it was a two-way agreement.

EX. 1 - Dude, this rando was calling me out on the streets last night, calling me offensive names. I didn't like it, so I asked him if he wanted to sanction. He complied...I fucked him up...good night of sanctioning...unprovoked of course.

EX. 2 - Dude, I was being a huge asshole to rando people last night. I was trying to pick fights and everything (slapping, hitting, etc.). Well guess what? Some guy who I tried to pick a fight with called me out. He asked me if I wanted to sanction. I said yes...bad idea.

by Se7en Ei8ht N9ne April 18, 2010

The Bieber Sanction

A movement to keep Justin Bieber from appearing at venue near you!

I just signed the local petition to outlaw the Bieber Sanction

by gravy111 December 1, 2010

sanctimommy

A parent who is overly devoted, micromanaging the lives of their children, from the food they ingest to the activities they participate in. Sanctimommies look down their noses at those who are more liberal in their parenting approach.

My mother is a sanctimommy because she won't let me eat any food with partially hydrogenated oil in it. She says it's like eating plastic.

by Savannah J. December 31, 2006

Sanctimonious

Of or having a higher morality than is common.

Most Christians would say the New Testament is more sanctimonious than any other Holy book.

by VeritasLuxMea June 14, 2018

Stud Sanctioning

An unfortunate practice in which people encourage men to embrace stereotypes such as being willing to have sex with anything that moves, being promiscuous without concern for ones partners, or being unable to control themselves around women. A mirror image of slut shaming, stud sanctioning is used as an excuse for male rapists and a way to put down men that aren't eager for sex.

Stud sanctioning is promoted through the early thirties, at which point men are expected to settle down into monogamous romantic lives, but it can be brought up again if a married man cheats on his wife.

Guy 1: I don't see why my girlfriend is pissed just because I made out with her mom. She's really hot, any man would do the same thing!

Guy 2: I'm not stud sanctioning you on this, you've got to stop thinking with your dick.

by Falcc August 12, 2012

Sanctimonified

Sanctimonified:
A state of mind in which a person believes he has been sanctified in his beliefs but, doesn't really believe it is the truth.
The feeling of being blessed but, at the same time knowing that your really wrong.
A blend of Sanctimony and Sanctify and Hypocrisy.

sanc·i·mo·ny (sngkt-mn)
n.
Feigned piety or righteousness; hypocritical devoutness or high-mindedness.

sanc·ti·fy (sngkt-f)
tr.v. sanc·ti·fied, sanc·ti·fy·ing, sanc·ti·fies

1. To set apart for sacred use; consecrate.
2. To make holy; purify.
3. To give religious sanction to, as with an oath or vow: sanctify a marriage.
4. To give social or moral sanction to.
5. To make productive of holiness or spiritual blessing.

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hy·poc·ri·sy (h-pkr-s)
n. pl. hy·poc·ri·sies

1. The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness.
2. An act or instance of such falseness.

"Oh my God, I've been sanctimonified."
"I'm sanctimonified." LoL

by K.C. Meadows October 6, 2012