Samu

Short fat man that steals

Man : look hes stealing a bike
Man 2 : Hes a real samu

by Zaxxo March 26, 2018

Samu

A man who will always be with his baby mama . Don’t waste your time sis !

Damn samu back with his baby mama !

by tammybensen January 29, 2020

Samu

samu is a shy girl but easy to talk you
Likes boys a lot and has a very beautiful smile

Enjoys her space and always want to fit in , has a good heart but can be sassy at times , falls really hard and take time to heal

Samu : I really like boys

by Martin12334 November 22, 2021

Samu-ul

the first guy who is gonna give you orgasmSSSSSSS

ohhh Samu-ul you so hot

by Plantlivesmatter November 21, 2021

Samu

A person who, for reasons unknown has been given the name Samu, is often a finnish mariner, who likes to search his name on the internet to find funny traits about his personality, which more often than not is too much to describe on a single page of and internet dictionary

Hey! Have you seen Samu? I swear I could’ve heard him speak! (Samus are often known for their extraordinary loud voices)

by Iliketodefinenames November 21, 2021

Samu

The best twitter user to ever exist who stans the greatest player and goalkeeper of all time, David De Gea. Dembele is a no-no.

Is that Samu? Damn, he reps the greatest goalkeeper of all time.

by Goatwoodhive July 1, 2021

Samus

A sexy female who uses bird magic to kill evil space aliens.

SAMUS IS AWESOME

by Metroid > Zelda June 26, 2023