semisonic

a nonpretentious 90's band...somewhat forgotten....known as a one hit wonder for the song closing time.

semisonic has good songs but is only recognized as a one hit wonder.

by eazy-x February 13, 2008

sampsonize

the over-analization of a question or post. Usually occurs on message boards.

You totally sampsonized my post.

by ElMysterioso October 1, 2007

sampsonitis

A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.

1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!

2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!

by AsianPersuasian March 21, 2008

Samsonite meeting

A pointless meeting, waste of time

Andy - Dude went to that Samsonite meeting the other day

Traci - How was it?

Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!

by hornetnelly1 April 16, 2010

Sampsonite

The most epic gamer dude who you will ever meet and will stick with you through tough times he is blessed by the yod and hamood himself.

" Hey, sampsonite got 4 points in baseball yesterday"

by Bert alert November 22, 2020

Uncle Samsonite

A man, typically overweight who gets the satisfaction of twerking infront of minors

There is no example, theres just Uncle Samsonite.

by SuperNigger2145 October 2, 2024