u swallow

a bomb ass comeback to "you suck" When someone says you suck, respond with you swallow, and their embarresment levels will be off the charts

daniel: lmao, you like math? u suck
ryan: u swallow

daniel: *dies due to overwhelming embarresement*

by love_isn't_always_on_tem March 13, 2018

Pork Sword Swallower

One who enjoys partaking in the pleasures of having a man's penis frequently in his or her mouth. They are usually quite passionate with their hobby of engulfing miles of manmeat.

My girlfriend Bonnie does a great dissapearing act when she swallows all of my juicy cock. She is a stupendous pork sword swallower, and does it with such vigor and professionalism. A real go getter.

by Craven Snatch January 7, 2009

Smallowitz

Someone who leaves a small tip at a bar or restaurant. A bad tipper. A Jew who leaves a small tip.

That cheap bastard left a $2 tip on a $40 bar bill. What a Smallowitz!!

by Neo a New May 21, 2015

shallow bitch

Girls who only like guys based on their looks

"I don't date because only shallow bitches go after me,"

by Adalicious June 4, 2019

shallow fucking

It’s when a dude puts his dick REALLY lightly inside a woman’s vagina

It feels awesome and you then go on to Fuck each other

I walk around the club in my booty shorts and see-through bra so you could see my titties I walked past a man who was super hot. I walk up to him and look at him from under my eyelashes I bite my lip and I have him covered. I pull him to the dance floor and press my ass against his crotch and rub it up and down. I feel his erection and grin. I push his hands so there massaging mytits I walk with him to a random spare room which happened to have a pole. I sit him down on a couch and start stripping the small amount of clothes I have on. He then looks up and I quickly stick my hands down his pants. He moans and screams my name. His clothes were quickly discarded on the floor. He push’s his cock against my clit and rubs the tip of it along the length I push my hips higher, He quickly sticks his cock into me. Not much tho just and inch or two. He then pulls out and grabs his clothes an leaves

Sh!t that’s my shallow fucking lesson

by SexyHannah May 3, 2019

Swallower's Remorse

After swallowing gizz from a b.j., wishing one hadn't done so. Usually because the cum flavor was nasty, almost made one choke, or there was nothing to wash away the aftertaste with or realizing that it may not have been a safe swallow due to not knowing much of the sexual history of the cum dumper.

One Girl to Another: I totally have Swallower's Remorse!!

Another: Why?

Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!

Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.

Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.

by sarasplayroom.com September 29, 2009

cum swallower

When a girl drinks or eats your semen, therefore swallowing it.

Leslie Lopez is a cum swallower.

by Cañas November 29, 2013