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"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"
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Get the Jesus Was A Satanist mug.Satanism can be divided into two main branches.
Theistic Satanism.
Aesthetic Satanism.
Theistic Satanism( also called Traditional Satanism) is the worship of Satan as a deity. It can come in many forms such as reverse christianity, which is thought to be the only Satanism. Reverse Christianity would consist of the satanist believing Jehovah exists as the bible god, and Satan as the christian devil.
Then there is a Satanism in which Satan is believed to be a modern name for other gods, such as Enki, Tiamat, Set, etc.
Sometimes, in rural areas, animal sacrifice DOES occur. However, the animals are then eaten or disposed of humanely.
Rarely, if ever, actual killings of humans happen. Usually, the killer merely uses Satanism as an excuse, and wasn't an actual Satanist.
Aesthetic Satanism is when a person uses Satan as a symbol instead of a deity. They use him to signify independence, self-indulgence, worshipping yourself as a god. And, basically, it's an excuse to act like the universe revolves around your head.
And to anyone who says Satanist are "retarded" or "Fags", someday, we'll all be laughing as your body rots six feet under. And yes, humans and all material came from star dust.
Theistic Satanism.
Aesthetic Satanism.
Theistic Satanism( also called Traditional Satanism) is the worship of Satan as a deity. It can come in many forms such as reverse christianity, which is thought to be the only Satanism. Reverse Christianity would consist of the satanist believing Jehovah exists as the bible god, and Satan as the christian devil.
Then there is a Satanism in which Satan is believed to be a modern name for other gods, such as Enki, Tiamat, Set, etc.
Sometimes, in rural areas, animal sacrifice DOES occur. However, the animals are then eaten or disposed of humanely.
Rarely, if ever, actual killings of humans happen. Usually, the killer merely uses Satanism as an excuse, and wasn't an actual Satanist.
Aesthetic Satanism is when a person uses Satan as a symbol instead of a deity. They use him to signify independence, self-indulgence, worshipping yourself as a god. And, basically, it's an excuse to act like the universe revolves around your head.
And to anyone who says Satanist are "retarded" or "Fags", someday, we'll all be laughing as your body rots six feet under. And yes, humans and all material came from star dust.
Mary and Matthew went to the church of satan and now act superior because they became laveyan satanist.
John and Joseph looked theisticsatanism.com and began worshipping Satan and were law- abiding.
John and Joseph looked theisticsatanism.com and began worshipping Satan and were law- abiding.
by Vazlim August 26, 2010
Get the Satanist mug.One who believes in science almost religiously. Carl Sagan being one of the most prophetic scientists of the 20th century, he is decided to be the root of the word. Although he is not literally a prophet in this "theology", as science does not have prophets in the common meaning, he is indeed regarded as prophetic enough.
"Are you a Christian?"
"Nah, I'm a Saganist."
"So you don't believe that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior?"
"Fuck that fiction, science FTW!"
"Nah, I'm a Saganist."
"So you don't believe that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior?"
"Fuck that fiction, science FTW!"
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