sawber

A term used by drunk people who claim they are sober and mispronounce the actual word. Pronounced "saw-ber"

"When she said she was sawber, I knew she was drunk."

by SYC Yeah You Know Me February 22, 2008

Siberia

1: A province of Russia, known for its historical function as a place of exile

2: Where you park when all the good spots are taken - far away from whatever you're trying to get to.

Professor: You're late for class.

Student: Sorry, I had to park in Siberia.

by Anomylous October 17, 2016

siberian sleeve

When one male inserts a flesh light into his anus while bent over the tailgate of a white Ram 1500 Eco Diesel with a Rebel front end conversion, And allows another male {usually of African America decent} to insert his penis into said flesh light.

Oh my god did you see Rick receive a siberian sleeve on the back of Ben's truck last night! Talk about stretched!

by bukkakepoet June 19, 2018

saber-toothed crotch cricket

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by Charles July 19, 2003

sabermetrics

Sabermetrics is the use of statistics in the objective evaluation of Major League Baseball talent.

Evaluation using sabermetrics has determined Rickey Henderson to be the greatest leadoff hitter ever.

by wurdtoYOURmother January 5, 2008

Siberian Bobsled

When a man has sex with a woman at the top of a stairway "doggy style," he has her facing the stairs and holding onto the top step. When about to about to come to climax, the man kicks out the woman's arms out from under her and rides her down the stairs bobsled style. The vibrations from the stairs cause an unparalleled orgasmic experience.

Warning: this sex act may cause damage to said woman's face.

Bill: I rode Kathy down the stairs last night Siberian bobsled style.

John: You probably won't need sex for another month

Fred: good thing Kathy's face was already busted, it would have been a shame to do that to Amy

by febuaryX July 4, 2009

Siberian Taco

The stretched out pussy lips that even when at ease can comfortably cover an entire man's face from chin to forehead and ear to ear.

Yeah bro, I have confession to make, the reason I have acne all over my face is because the other day your chick face sat on me and damn near suffocated me with her siberian taco.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020