Saferapes

The same thing as rape, but safer. A rape that is done by a trust-worthy fellow without disease and murderous intent, so you can live out that rape fantasy and not be traumatized afterwards.

"Ouch! Not so rough! Since when did you start working for Saferapes?"
"'Safe-what'?"

Saferapes by cahootsk December 5, 2009

sakuraba 

v. To publicly beat the snot out of a respected athlete, with pizazz. This may also be used for defeating anyone who was considered to be unbeatable, and doing so with an unorthodox style.

n. Kazushi Sakuraba. A Japanese former professional-wrestler turned mixed-martial-artist/cage fighter who is known for his bizarre and funny antics and good technical skill. Able to be punched in the face and then give off a goofy smile. Follows it up by tring to pull your pants down mid-match to spank you. Famous for defeating most members of the legendary Gracie family, who had previously been mostly undefeated, in particular Royce Gracie (who was the original Ultimate Fighting Champion).

(to respected athlete) I'm gonna Sakuraba you in front of your girlfriend, foo'. And then I'm gonna swipe your varsity jacket.

sakuraba by The Brad April 20, 2004

Epidermal Saturation 

A serious disease that occurs due to over-exposure from double rainbows. Primary symptoms include reddening of the nostrils, inflammation of the nipples and in some cases numbness of the crotch. No cures have been developed but alternative treatments can be purchased, with prescription, from your local pharmacy. These treatments include daily orphan tears, and excessive sexual activity. Leprechauns have been found most commonly diagnosed with Epidermal Saturation.

Last week I was diagnosed with epidermal saturation and now my sex life is fucked because i cant feel shit.

Epidermal Saturation by bryce the bo$$ December 27, 2011

Safra 

One who can laugh at anything, including themselves, who is especially kind and caring to others. She is a woman who above all else knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously. She is a woman that you can trust and count on to brighten your day. She is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being around her, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone. She is a woman who I will never really get to know,but wish to some day meet

"Serina is very SAFRA."
"I wish to someday meet my SAFRA!!!"

Safra by cookie3492 June 25, 2008

Afro Samurai 

On the dark path of swordsmanship in a "futuristic" yet feudal Japan, it is said that the one who becomes the No. 1 warrior will rule the world with powers akin to a god. Only the No. 2 warrior is allowed to challenge the No. 1, but anyone can challenge the No. 2. The current No. 2, the Afro Samurai, travels the road looking for revenge on Justice, the man who murdered his father (who was then the No. 1) in front of him when he was just a boy, a skilled gunman who became the current No. 1 after defeating Afro's father.

Afro Samurai is a pretty gangsta anime.

Afro Samurai by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 29, 2010

Afro Samurai 

A mostly silent black guy with a massive head of hair, on a vengance path who will hurt ANYONE in his way..anyone who isn't afraid of him that is...His best friend is an imaginary oppisite of himself. He is on nigga you don't wanna mess with...ever

Guy 1: Here he comes the Afro Samurai
Guy 2: Ha I can take him
*Afro walks in
Guy 2: Alright Bitch LETS GO
*Afro Punches Guy 2
*Guy 2 is dead
Afro: Shut Up

Afro Samurai by K66 July 1, 2011

Samurai Jack 

A rather decent show by Genndy Tartakovsky, which is played on Cartoon Network. It's about a samurai called Jack (called so by a group of ghetto-speaking thugs in the second episode), and how he is ripped into the future where the almighty being Aku (japanese literal meaning for "evil") rules all, including various locations in the heavens.

Yes, it is a type of rip on anime, and there was even a character on an episode that looked like Jigen from Lupin III. But with its cinematic soundtrack & other interesting things, you really could do worse. In fact, the purpose of this show is NOT to rip on anime! It's called APPRECIATION OF CULTURES! Unfortunately, people just don't get it. -_-'

"Aku is funny. I thought the funniest episode of the show was when he was trying to brainwash the children into disliking Jack, by reading them a bunch of fractured fairytales."
-me

Samurai Jack by Dave March 28, 2004