salty apple

rubbing your balls on the pussy after you've blown your load

I just have her a salty apple

by bustardbreasts September 29, 2018

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safety pants

Tight lycra shorts that girls wear under skirts and dresses so that if the wind picks up nobody can see their undies.

I was on my bike and the wind picked up my skirt! Luckily I always wear my safety pants so nobody saw my knickers.

by HallMonitor November 3, 2013

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A salty chip is when a male is not adequately hydrated, and has consensual sex with a woman. Just before he reaches sweet, sweet climax, he pulls his unprotected phallus out of her vagina and sprays ejaculate over her body. This semen is quite salty, due to the dehydration the male is experiencing. After it dries on her body, the salty ejaculate is eaten by both the male and female as a tasty treat to be enjoyed after wonderful intercourse.

*pulls up to the car in front of him at a Chiles to-go pick up station*
"Excuse me young lady, your sensual features have caused me to regret wearing joggers today, as I am visibly aroused. Would you like to share a salty chip with me?"
*woman looks on him with sudden recognition*
"Dad?" She exclaims.

by themaskedrider July 8, 2017

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Salty seamen

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!

Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

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Safya

Just like the meaning of her name, Safya is diffenetly a pure soul, with a wounderful mind and a positive personality, she's an angel and she can be a little babygirl sometimes, but that's what makes her so cute and somehow so goddamn hot, she's a keeper.

Safya is the kind of person who will always be there for you no matter what happens, she'll never give up on you, her being so kind and lovely makes her the best friend and a lover that you'll ever had.

Safya is a unique person, her taste in cloths, music and everything else is amazing, she's a rare individual who you can never unnotice.

Loyality is one of her many qualities, she can be a real blessing when she falls in love with you, or even just admire you, she'll make you see the world around you 10 times better.

You will meet so many people in your life, and you'll forget all of them, but that lovely Safya you can never forget.

Safya is an angel, she's so lovely and kind.

by DiffenetlyNotMe December 3, 2020

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