Saturday School

The worst reason to wake up before noon on a weekend.

Tom had a terrible hangover when he woke up to go to Saturday school.

by Damian the Greek April 23, 2008

Black and Blue Saturday

the day after Black Friday, when the unwashed masses recover from brutal shopping frenzies - and the corporate plutocrats tally up profits, while watching in-store videos reaffirming that the peasants do indeed deserve ruthless subjugation.
(see youtube: black friday fights)

For the retail giants, there's never anything black or blue about Black and Blue Saturday.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 21, 2012

Complete Global Saturation

1. What will be ensured if the Uroboros Virus is released into the atmosphere.

2. Refers to brutally jabbing your fist through someone's stomach.

3. What to say before utterly destroying/pwning/raping an opponent.

Can also be shorted to "saturation" or "saturated".

Albert Wesker: "Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION. BLEEEHHHHH... *jabs hand through Chris Redfield's stomach*"

Players who fail the final button pressing cutscene of Resident Evil 5 will be well acquanted with this scene.

by CripChillinz1 May 2, 2009

like Jordans on Saturday

Describes a hot, desirable, much anticipated item; an item that one would go to great lengths to obtain. Original usage referred to Michael Jordan's signature basketball shoes, which are released on Saturdays. Long lines of people hoping to be the first on the block to sport the new Jays can form outside shoe stores early on Saturday mornings.

You're like Jordans on Saturday, I gotta have you and I cannot wait.

by TronaNon January 21, 2008

Saturday

The day of the week that is reserved for the boys.

Saturday, it's for the boys

by Theboyzarebackintown May 22, 2017

safouane

Beautiful, Handsome, and fucking pretty.

Hey there is a Safouane
He’s so pretty!

by JewJoxa123 June 3, 2019

safurah

Safurah is a very kind, sweet and loyal girl. They will always try their best no matter what and are always trying to impress teachers. In school, they are always beating themselves up for low grades and they expect to get full marks all the time. They love to make people happy by spreading positive messages but will always be broken inside. They always fake their smile because they don’t want people to think they’re upset or alone. Safurah’s are the most loveliest girls to ever meet. They tend to overthink too much, which isn’t healthy for them at all. However, the amount of effort they put into every piece of work is exceptional and teachers need to recognise that more. They also love eating and tend to think they’re over weight. The happiness they bring along with them is so adorable. They’re super stars!! However, they can be annoying and joke about with people too much. They’re too shy but once they get close with someone, it’s like they’re a different person.

‘Do you know safurah’
‘Yes, the girl who is always so loyal even though she’s been through so much’

by Emelina October 22, 2020