Zombie Safety Count

Your personal "zombie safety count" is based upon how many full force swings you can make with either a bat or a machete against an upright, free-standing wood log. You swing the bat/machete against the log until you tire: the number of full-force swings is your "Zombie Safety Count", roughly how large a group of zombies you can effectively handle before you're overwhelmed.

The notion being that if a zombie apocalypse breaks out and you're not armed with a firearm, you're going to be swinging for the fences .... at least for a little while.

I went outside today with my bat, hit the log and realized my zombie safety count is rather low: 3 swings and my hands hurt beyond belief and I couldn't lift the bat any more. I'm dead meat.

by Necropology October 17, 2012

safety meeting

Code for when you're going to smoke pot while at work.

"Yo, Chad, we're having a safety meeting in the walk-in cooler in 5 minutes."

by lance January 27, 2004

safety sandwich

food eaten before going out drinking to ensure you don't get too hammered too fast.

1: Dude, be careful you're drinking pretty fast.
2: No worries I had a safety sandwich earlier.

by wwsdubs June 27, 2008

safety poop

A bowel movement that isn't necessarily urgent at the moment, however it acts as a type of poop insurance, so as to avoid a socially uncomfortable poop-related scenario at a later time.

Dan: Let's go to the bar and pick up chicks.
Steve: Sure, but first, I better go for a safety poop.

by Gradez March 18, 2009

safeya

safeya is a very hot female and she attracts lots of guys, but she is only attracted to the hottest. she has great style, amazing hair and the most beautifull eyes. one of her biggest qualities is her ability on stage. she is an amazing singer, dancer and actor. no matter what she wil always steal the show. she will most probably be the bestest friend you will ever have, so make sure to value her. She has a great taste in music and is always humming to the newest hit.

Tom: dude who is that girl? She's beautiful and is such a great singer!! Wow

Ben: yeah man! That's safeya! she stole my heart the minute I saw her! But I love her not only for her looks, but her personality!! She is beinng defined!!

by Hannahmeuso August 17, 2017

safety shit

The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect to get laid so as not to poop in your date's bathroom.

Man, I took a safety shit before my date with Denise!

by LordFartingtonTheThird April 27, 2016

safety poo

A poo that you take before you leave to go out to a party or on a night out, so that you won't need a shit later on.

Mike: I'm back, I was just having a safety poo, any of you guys need one? You can use my toilet..
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.

by mikethompson February 14, 2009