Friendly neighborhood sadist

He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.

Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.

Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain

Can take it away

Aka a Charlie

Example:

Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?

Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.

by Gelflingeye October 8, 2021

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Sadist

Somebody who builds metal playgrounds for kids in the southwestern part of America.

"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHh!! Mommy! Mommy! I burned myself on the playground!"

"Shit, it's hot out here. Whoever made this shit metal was a fucking sadist."

by Shoe Gilbert August 10, 2012

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Pecan Sandies

Other than a cookie, it's a, a sexual meaning...

"We gotta trick the moms into letting us bop with 'em" -Frank Reynolds

I went to the store, but they were out of Pecan Sandies, so looks like you and I are going to make our own...if you know what I mean...

by barbaradear February 8, 2009

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Sadism

Abstract noun

The state of gaining pleasure, often sexual, through cruel or degrational behaviour towards other people, often by inflicting physical pain or causing humiliation.

Other forms: sadist, sadistic
Linked to: sadomasochism
Antonyms: masochism

Sadism is often a trait of villains.
Sadism and Masochism are both examples of kinks.

by Raven Page July 23, 2018

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sadness

an emotion that can be discribed as a pain felt in the heart, or like you are going to implode. can come with the reaction of tears. some people tend to like to stay in dark rooms when under the influence of sadness, others seek desperatly for somone to confide in. some of the symtoms of sadness are crying, cutting, isolation, desperation, frowning, overeating, undereating, and millions of other ways you can cope with it. after effects can vary from headaces and puppy faces to bleeding wrists and hospital visits. the best treatment is laughter, or an embrace from someone you care deeply about.

when her father left, cristan was engulfed in sadness.

by Toriv January 7, 2006

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Sadisco*

(n.) A themed industrial club night in Phoenix, AZ with regular concerts from local, national and international industrial artists.

(v.) To do something mildly disturbing that you know you enjoyed but don't remember so well.

(n.) "Check out these sores I got at Sadisco*!"

(v.) "Damn, I Sadisco*'d in my pants again last night, wtf?"

by V is for Vicodin July 7, 2006

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