ryan

somebody that acts like a 5 year old, regardless of their age

I know, right? even though he's 16 he acts like a ryan

by hehehehhh October 5, 2010

ryan

a bitchass fuckin guy who will cheat on you and leave you instantly!! don’t trust a ryan if they like sports (he may play sports but he can play with your heart way more). you deserve better!!

person #1: did you hear? redacted and ryan broke up!!
person #2: not much of a surprise there, he’s a ryan after all.

by ramen barber March 22, 2020

ryan

cute but sometimes annoying, he got micro but it ok bc he's a good kisser

damnn ryan what that mouth do

by ghaines September 8, 2019

ryan

most ryans r cool n shit but there is one who needs to go to a hairdresser. he looks like a fuckin mushroom. he is small and i feel bad for any other ryans on this planet cos they hav to share a name with him.

is that ryan- i mean mushroom boi- EWWWWWWWWWW

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

ryan

slang for a lizard's scrotum

Did you see that ryan? It was much more wrinkly than it should be.

by 😏🐪🍼 May 24, 2016

ryan

boy with a nice tan......

that guy has a great ryan!

by spunkchick14 July 15, 2008

ryan

A guy who always forgets people's names, and is faking his own. His real name is Riley.

Ryan?
No, his name is Riley. Don't trust him.

by thuglyfesdahood August 14, 2015