Ruslansexual

Someone who is attracted primarily towards Ruslan. Ruslan needs to be really fit in order to be attracted by Ruslansexuals.

Ruslan must possess but not limited to:
1) 6 pack abbs
2) Keanu Reeves look and charisma
3) CS:GO MMR above average
4) Sing random song every 2 hours
5) Never let random Danoik touch his dick
6) Pray to the Sun and The Holy Nasi Lemak
7) Let his followers pay for his prostitutes, at least once in Ruslan lifecycle
8) At least once imagining how he would fuck a full grown tiger (gender of tiger doesn't matter)
9) Initiate a pagan believe into "Hryucran way"
10) Listen the phrase - "Хрюхран... соберись " at least once in Ruslan lifecycle

- Do you like Ruslan?
- Bro... the whole planet is lowkey ruslansexuals at this point
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- Ruslan touched my ear..
- Ruslansexual aren't ya?

by Lida Saidamha Kionad Lognom September 21, 2023

Ruslan

Ruslan is a Russian man name , that originated from Arslan . You could see this name In Pushkin’s poem “Ruslan and Lyudmila» . Large of his dicks can compare of Eifel tower. In fact , his dick is so big that Gagarin got to space by climbing on the top of his dick. He seduce every girl for the blink of the eye . Americans used Ruslan’s sperm for bombing Hiroshima and Nagasaki . Ruslan’s balls bigger than earth.
Lust but not least , after throwing the ring down to the volcano „Orodruin“ , Frodo has change his name to Ruslan and forced Gandalf to do the same .

Quotes using this name

Gagarin - thanks to Ruslan I got to a space

Elvis Presley - Ruslan taught me how to play guitar

Antanta after winning the Second World War - If it wasn 't for Ruslan , we would never have ended the war

by MRAZEXONE November 21, 2021

ruslan mitla

A feeder in league

Today some dick pulled a ruslan mitla in league

by Shino Watako February 11, 2017

Ruslan

Word used in qubai language, means to block someone's chances of getting laid, aka cockblocking.

I. Hey mark I didn't mean to ruslan you back there with that girl, sorry bud.

Ii. Hey cousin I really like this girl, so can you back off and not ruslan me.

by zackheron May 4, 2010

Rustam

A kid who repeats the word "bozo" every 10 seconds because his intellect can't find any more arguements

"Bozo"
"STOP BEING SUCH A RUSTAM!"

by clayistkek March 28, 2022

rustam

to stink, or to emit a foul smell that makes people scared

that person is so rustam, i can smell them from a mile away

by tyson fighter July 27, 2010

Ruslan

Has got no dick . And he is an impotent

Man are U Ruslan ?
Don’t be a Ruslan!
Your actions are Ruslanish !

by Ron Gandon July 26, 2019