Penis Ruffle

One who is of such insignificance he is as the skin of an old mans penis. Ruffle can refer to the wrinkles on a ruffles potato chip, being that old men's penis's are wrinkly like this.

Damn nigga chops! Sam is such a penis ruffle!

by krazychichi August 8, 2009

Ruff roll

Item of food often offered and/or requested by the homeless citizens of Union Street Station.

Hey man, you got any ruff rolls?

by Minister Robert Floid Plump November 23, 2010

rumford fireplace

Count Rumford, a physicist and inventor for whom the Rumford fireplace was named, designed what is considered to be the most efficient fireplace of all time. His design has been considered state of the art all over the world since the 1790’s.

Kev, what happened with that chick last night at après ski?

Dude, we went back to my place and she told me was a virgin and I thought, “not for long.” Then I spent the whole night breaking trail in front of the rumford fireplace.

by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013

Buff Ruffin

The act of defecating in the nude. (Going to the toilet for a poo without clothes on)

It was too warm in the bathroom so I decided to go Buff Ruffin and it was dench.

by Rusty Stingfield October 5, 2013

Dust Ruffle

When a man gives a woman an orgasm with his savage beard while performing oral sex.

Oscar gave Jill a dust ruffle last night and this morning. Guess that beard is good for more than one thing.

by ReyPitorro October 17, 2020

Puff and Ruffle

noun An act by a person, usually a male, who struts around ruffling their virtual feathers and puffing out their chest like a rooster in an attempt to impress another person, usually a female. It is not necessarily a physical act; it is sometimes more of a mental exercise or attitude from someone trying to show that they are better than someone else in a particular way.

1. He does the puff and ruffle whenever a new girl shows up at the office.

2. That's just his puff and ruffle; he likes you to think he knows it all.

by TheOneRing_S October 10, 2014

Rufio

A badass car, a RUF Porsche.

From the Lil' Wayne/Drake song, Money To Blow, "On records i'm captain hook And my new car is Rufio"

This is actually a double entendre of Rufio from Peter Pan, and RUF, an aftermarket tuner of badass Porsches.

by Jimma Jamma Joe August 16, 2011