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rufflez

its a bag of chips but its filled with ROFLZ instead of ringolos or party mix
21:32:45 <queer_second_rank> and then the guy just died
21:32:51 <queer_in_chief> RUFFLEZ
by allpr0h_ October 25, 2007
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roffledrive

refering to extrapolations of ROFFLECOPTER
10:52:57 >> Best song lyrics ever :-
10:53:24 >> what do you get when you kiss a guy...you get enough germs to catch pneumonia
10:53:38 >> and when you do he'll never phone ya!
10:53:46 << ROFL
10:53:47 >> ROFFLECOPTER
10:54:02 << Rofflejet!
10:54:13 >> ROFFLEROCKET
10:54:22 << rofflestarcruiser!
10:54:28 >> ROFFLEWARPDRIVE!
10:54:40 << Rofflelightdrive!
10:54:43 >> lol
10:54:49 << lol
10:54:52 >> ROFFLEQUANTUMDRIVE!
10:55:20 << ROFFLEblackholedrive!
....
11:21:17 << rofflewankdrive!
11:21:21 >> LOL
11:21:37 >> ROFFLEINFINITYDRIVE!
11:21:43 << innit
11:21:46 >> Hitchikers fTW
11:21:47 >> :D
11:21:58 << i kinda covered that with blackholedrive though
11:22:03 >> pfft
11:22:06 >> :P
11:22:13 << couldn't remember the word infinity!
11:22:21 >> I covered it with quantum drive
11:22:22 >> :P
11:22:33 << nah a quantum drive's a timedrive
11:22:47 >> nah a quantum singularity
11:22:50 >> is a black hole
11:22:51 >> :P
11:23:10 >> plageurist!
11:23:12 << but you didn't say singularity drive!
11:23:22 >> :P
11:27:18 >> rofl
11:26:03 << stfu i'm trying to copy/paste here
11:26:08 >> ?
11:26:16 >> lol
11:26:19 >> :x
11:27:39 << sorted
11:27:51 << edit is loving the roffledrives...
by ttransfer February 11, 2008
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Lord Mayor's Ruffle

To grab ones breasts with such vigour and tenacity that you either get accosted or make her very horny.
I am going to Lord Mayor's Ruffle that #16
by Devvo wannabe April 10, 2015
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Ruffleupagus

Ruhf-fuhl-uhf-uh-guhs
-Noun
A woman (ranging in size from thick to unusually large) who is wearing a ruffled shirt or dress to conceal any rolls, flab, or muffin top action she may have going on. Not necessarily ugly, the Ruffleupagus is often mislabeled as "The D.U.F.F." This beast is far more dangerous than the "Grenade" due to her unrelenting and smothering "friendliness". Males often find they will NOT get a word in with the other more attractive members of her herd because she just. won't. go. away. The Ruffleupagus will generally pout and/or over-indulge in alcohol if she feels threatened, ignored, or disrespected, thereby causing a tremendous scene which will inevetably destroy the rest of everyone's evening. The Ruffleupagus can be overcome via cunning tactics or well-rehearsed teamwork, or by the intervention of a seasoned Ruffleupagus hunter. (some guys like the taste of Ruffleupagus meat. Blaargh.)

Side note: A group of such women, should they choose to congregate, he referred to as a faggle, at which point they are referred to as "Ruffalo".
Last night at the bar, these three hotties rolled in with a huge Ruffleupagus. We identified her easily because of her husky build and the ruffled black shirt she wore in an effort to fool us into thinking she was on par with the rest of the group.... like we couldn't tell she was too havy for the ride, lollollollollol.
by FiFTy FooT FoX April 24, 2011
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Muff Ruffle

The act of farting whist spooning (girl on outside).
Matt: (rip)
Rachel: Did you just hit me with a muff ruffle?
Matt: Yay Tacos!
by Stretcher June 27, 2008
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luffle ruffle

When someone ruffles the person they luff's hair in a sort of condescending way, but they are just trying to show their love for the person.
There tend to be a lot of luffle ruffles in yaoi anime/manga.
by RainbowKaitou April 22, 2009
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ruffles

poatato chips that give you the shits.
i ate those ruffles .....now i gotta take a wild shit!
by bigmo April 12, 2005
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