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rudunkulous

A spicier way to say ridiculous. It is believed the first person to have coined this phrase was probably some ex-indie kid who tried starting a whole new sect of his own. Guess that didn't turn out too well.
Hey brah, that dope ain't gonna sell for that rudunkulous price, ya dig vato?
by JooYoo January 13, 2008
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Redus

A creature made of pure energy who takes the form of a pedophile and is in charge of bringing Miller Lite to the Ku Klux Klan meetings. Reduses can usually be identified by a prominant crustache, the inability to properly sit down, and a stench which can be smelled from several kilometers away. Instead of shaving, Reduses shed their skin every 6-8 centuries. It is beleived that Reduses are a species of angels created by Leonardo Da Vinci in the high Renaissance who hibernated for 500 years and are destined to help mankind fight global warming by converting people into pirates. Reduses do not require sleep, so when everyone else is slumbering they return to their homeworld and fight each other with pool noodles to determine supremecy and who will get to mate with the prettiest Earth children. At the crack of dawn, Reduses return to Earth wearing only loincloths and high socks. They then slyther on their stomachs in the savannahs of Metrowest county and abduct children on their way to school. Instead of killing or raping the children, Reduses just lecture them about a random subject for hours. The child is then bitten by Redus which causes him/her to transform into a stick of deoderant, which Redus will never use. Redus then swings his tail back and forth and uses it as a propeller to fly to school, where he camps out in his history class and snoozes underneath his invisibility cloak.
I woke up yesterday and saw Redus standing over my bed. He had drawn a pentagram on the floor and was sacrificing a goat while reading the Bible backwards in Latin. I reached under my pillow and grabbed a steak and some Holy Water and stabbed him in the kidney. The redus then hissed at me and morphed into a minotaur, but I splashed it with holy water while singing "Club Cant Handle Me". The redus evaporated into smoke and I could see it's soul flying back to it's homeworld of Canada.
by Adrew_Motherfucking_DesRochers December 9, 2010
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Rufus

An all around awesome guy. Rufus (s) are typically quiet at first but once you get to know him you'll find he has a great personality and a great sense of humor. Once you find a (Rufus) you'll love him forever. Rufus (s) are also total savages at comebacks and roasts.
"Dude, who was that guy that said that awesome comeback?"

"Probably Rufus ."
by Yeet yeet 1234 August 8, 2019
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Rufus

A funny guy that normally has a lot of girls liking him. He is usually tall and very dirty-minded but he can get very annoyed when people that get on his bad side. If you find a Rufus I’d be friends with him.
Eden: Who’s that guy?
Maddie: oh him? That’s Rufus he’s a total g!
by Memeulous rulez May 5, 2020
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Rufus

a cat who is chiatto
“hi this is my cat, Kle”
“oh that cat is so rufus”
by kleclub February 7, 2022
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rukus

To create a commotion. To be loud or unruly.
That group of boys were causing a rukus.
by cut-n-paster March 12, 2003
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rudysexual

when one feels sexual attractive towards Rudy pankow/ jj maybank and can’t stop thinking about him and have your whole cameraroll with pics of him
Omg look how much pics of him she gotta be rudysexual
by softpogeu_ December 30, 2020
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