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rubberneck 

A total numbnuts!

Slang for a person who has just committed or ready to commit an act of stupidity.
This whole traffic jam is becuase that numbnutted cop decided to stop someone for not using his blinker during rushour. What a freakin rubberneck!
rubberneck by Rubbernck December 24, 2003

rubberneck 

To call somebodys name and then turn or cover your head and not saying anything. The person will yell what and then walk away clueless. its funny. U can also say something like excuse me, or u with the purse. Or be like yo asshole. There are endless possibilites. The person u are rubbernecking will be embarrassed and will have no idea what happened.
John and his friends: HEY Ashley (hides)

Ashley: what, what who called my name! what just happened.

John: (hides and says nothing)

Ashley: o whatever it must be me (walks away clueless)

John and friends: hahahahah she got rubbernecked
rubberneck by rubberneckerwa April 3, 2010

rubbernecking

Putting a condom on before sex.
Jim you are rubbernecking right?
rubbernecking by Ty0skates0 December 14, 2009

Rubbernecker 

1. Someone who, when playing xBox or Playstation on a the same TV against each other, looks at the other player's half of the screen to get an unfair advantage against the other player- Knowledge of where the other player is located and weapons they may have.

Usually in a first person shooter ex: Halo.
"Dude! How did you know know where I was? I had camo and the radar jammer... You're such a rubbernecker!!"
Rubbernecker by AmcnGirl87 October 20, 2008

Rubbernecking

Using a condom wrapped around someone's throat for autoerotic asphyxiation.
John's mom was way crazy. She loved rubbernecking!

Staring at cars in traffic?

No! She loved to have me wrap a condom around her neck so she could get off.
Rubbernecking by SouleverNYC June 20, 2017

Rubbernecking

The act of eating food alarmingly fast.
Calvin was stuck on the toilet for hours after rubbernecking that Taco Bell.
Rubbernecking by MoneyDLuffy April 8, 2023