RUANO

a very rare species of panda. easily identified by their large breast and the inability to grow hair in the middle of there mustache nor catch a football. their main source of food is hardboiled eggs.

dude you catch like a ruano panda is that how you want to be remembered

by cake face and anal oz August 25, 2009

Ruan

The biggest fucking knob you will meet in your life... A very good sidekick tho.

"Ryan, is Ruan your tiny man?"

by ryan8037 June 22, 2019

Ruan

A word which descibes someone who hates everyone and everything, especially Muse, Patrick Swayze and Cashew Nuts.

Matt - 'I saw Patrick Swayze recently listening to Muse and noshing on a bag of Cashew Nuts'

Harv 'That bloke is such a Cunt and so are Muse and Cahsew Nuts taste like an unclean gash..!!'

Matt - 'God man, your such a Ruan..!!'

by Ru H... September 21, 2009

RUANG

R U A N G
are you a nigger

"RUANG"
"Hell yea i am"

by Word10000001life May 14, 2004

Ruan

His a sex magnet not going to lie about it,he will take your heart then your virginity,hes tall,blonde,blue eyed, aries,and all the girls want that type of guy in their life,dont ever lose one in your life keep him close,otherwise another girl will be his wife

Teresa: hey ruan you looking fcking hot today
Ruan: thanks good-looking

by Allisaaa Allison November 22, 2021

Dirty ruan

The dirty ruan is when a man chokes himself with a long sausage around his neck while he masturbates

He was caught doing the dirty ruan.... how sad is that?

by AnonymouslyFamous69420 April 16, 2020

ruanko

midget

girl: "do you see that boy over there? he's so short"

girl 2: "yes, he's so ruanko"

by agp2103 July 2, 2010