scenic route

1. the long way
2. the wrong way

We were supposed to turn on 13th Street to get to the Capitol, but I guess we can take the scenic route...through Virginia.

by Rolf October 9, 2004

en route

French for "on the way". Mostly used by the police, to announce on radio where they are driving from and heading to.

"This is 24, we are en route from downtown to Martin Luther King Drive."

by mtd- April 10, 2006

Router

A device that is used for 2 things

1. Is used to route packets of data around multiple networks and makes decisions on where they go using a router table

2. Is used by the RTS general for humping to ensure that packets obey him an go where they are supposed to go

1. The router sent packet A to network 192.168.34.5 from network 140.135.34.56 using its router table to decide

2. The packets weren't going where they were supposed to go, so the RTS General humped it to make them obey

by Topher89 July 28, 2008

ninja route

quicker than the shortest way possible from point A to point B. Usually utilising unknown shortcut, back alleys or secret routes.

After arriving at their destination in record time, the rabbi says to the preist, "Damn thats the f#*kin ninja route and sh*t!"

by halluciphile October 28, 2003

The route

Series of connected roads most commonly used to transport drugs and take part in the action.

Do you want to hit the route with this GB?

by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017

Mattress Route

Sleeping your way to the top.

Amy: how did she get that job.
Araksi: that slut? she took the mattress route.

by Araksi P. July 26, 2010

L route

when you or a group of friends drive around aimlessly while smoking marijuana

dave: i want to smoke but i don’t want to stay home

josh: let’s take an L route then

by 🍁Thruple October 31, 2017