Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity

(noun)
The act of cumming on a woman's flapjack-like titties, then smacking her in the face with a waffle iron.

I rooty tooty fresh n' fruityd your mom last nite.

by ch72is September 16, 2008

rooty-tooty fresh and fruity

when, after hours of sex between a male and a female, the male sucks all the juice - orgasm and sweat - from the female's ass with a straw. But it doesn't involve anal sex, which would be felching.

She was so hot, Brad had a rooty-tooty fresh and fruity after sex. What a sicko.

by B.Z.Whiddum October 28, 2007

Ellie Rooty

Ellie is very obese she has lots of frogs in her stomach swimming around. She is an amazing drawer she loves to make musical.ly she is super cra-cra. Ellie always eats other peoples phones and can't help her urge to eat other peoples armpit hair. Ellie also likes to burp and fart on 8 h graders mouths when they try to sit near her. Her favorite food is Emily. We all know she is as crazy as a whackadoodle hippo. Her ballet skills are unbelievable she can twirl like a broccoli. Her heart is full with love and joy you wouldn't dare get in her way though. She has blond wavy hair her eyes are really pretty. She knows her fashion and is very good at eating ice cream. We all an ELLIE!!!!!!!!

ellie rooty is super funny.

by Potato the potato the potato May 30, 2018

Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin'

The act of leaving all of your friends to go play Red Dead Redemption 2. Yeah, fuck all of y'all who do that.

"Hey guys, I'm gonna go Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin', peace bitches!"
"Awww fuck off"
"Dude fuck you"
"Eat a dick"

by Keroger May 30, 2019

Rooty to the tooty

Meaning getting you vaginal area ate from the front to the back and for male getting you balls sucked from the back

He said he wanna eat it from the rooty to the tooty

by Rooty to the Tooty January 18, 2022

Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity

To voluntarily give a gay blowjob to another man while wearing pajamas, and while getting submerged in bananas and strawberry milk.

Eric: Dude, Chad had a Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity last night.
Stan: Woah dude!

by D33pThr0at January 28, 2023

916 Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity

When you have migrant farm workers who have been working hard for day straight in the sun with no shower. They take the fresh picked fruit rubs it between the ass and balls cuts up the fruit and serves it to a special someone.

Darcy was feeling rather famished so she went to the pear orchard and requested a 916 Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity

by Lydia916 April 5, 2024