Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

by Zupalan January 9, 2019

royal roast

a fucken dirty fart that has been cooking for some time.

jimmy plunkett: deary me that royal roast popped out of nowhere
jefferson ford: i can almost taste it

by sirduffington December 17, 2008

Risti

She's a great girl once you get to know her. Trust is hard to come by for her but just give her time. She has beautiful hazel guys and looks great with darker hair. She's body positive and beautiful. You'll never find another girl like her.

Tom: "Bro, Do you see that girl?"
Fred: "Who, The one with the Hazel eyes?"
Tom: "Yeah. What's her name?"
Fred: "Yeah, that's Risti"

by tinpankells December 17, 2019

Roast You like a Muffin

When You roast someone like a muffin it means you roast them Like a white person. (White People can't roast, Besides I'm White, I know what it's Like).

Man 1: Boy, Ima roast you like a muffin!
Man 2: Oh No...
Man 1: Yo mama So fat, She turned into a Pig!
Man 2: *Facepalm*

by TheDarkJester69 May 29, 2016

Rocstarlyon

Malik Lyon Walton also known as Rocstarlyon is a American Rapper stated out of Los Angeles California. He is well known for his popular album "Outsiders" that released on September 27, 2020 three days before his birthday, and it has gained over a total 33 thousand plays/streams. Rocstarlyon was born on September 30, 2003.

is that rocstarlyon ?!

is that who ?

by ROCSTAR Records October 13, 2020

robstu

The word for the bromance shared by actors/hobos Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge. The word is a mix of both of their nicknames, tomstu and rob.

Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge's relationship revoloves mainly around beer, drunken photos, beards, and greed plaid shirts (in most cases, this one particular green plaid shirt) . It is a beautiful thing.

Have you seen robstu out and about?
Yup, wearing that same old green plaid shirt

by misslucyhadsomeleeches May 12, 2009

sausage tea party spit roast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTxIb29Ylj0&t=465s
This is a sausage teaparty spitroast

"Wow did you see that sausage tea party spit roast."
"Yea, it happens all the time."

by iSorrowProductions October 24, 2017