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ROFLASTC

Rolling on floor laughing and scaring the cat.
Guy 2:i just bought teh ub0r n3w windows! omg!!!!one!!11!!one!!!shift+1!!one!!!

Guy 1: So was your last gf a jpg?

Guy 2: no, .avi, Im classy

Guy 1: ROFLASTC
by Craig Mc Seveney September 4, 2006
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Roflshisms

Roflshisms- Rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself

Close to Rotflshism but "the" is dropped and "myself" is split to add a more fluid sound
Person 1: Michigan just lost to Appalachian st.!

Person 2: Roflshisms! They suck!

-or- it can be used in the past tense
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Person 1: Dude i just totally Roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball

** Since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they shit themself except in the past tense**
by Kashel September 11, 2007
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roflsauce

1. Condiment which goes well with omgwtfbbq
You makin' omgwtfbbq?
Yup, you want roflsauce on it?
Word.
by GCN_Tony July 22, 2004
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roflbsst

Rolling On the Floor Laughing, But Somehow Still Typing !

Generally used by smart know-it-alls to show their intellect !
1 - "Roflbsst, haha, you're so funny !"
2 - "Roflbsst ?"
*1 Explains meaning*
2 - "Shut up now you smartass !"
by Hig09 December 20, 2009
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roflsaurus

1. Lit. saurian considered emblematic of comedy, esp. puns and internet based humor. The common roflsaurus is known only to legend but is believed to average a meter and a half in height and to consume banned quotes off bash.org. Their mating calls are said to sound like, "Roofle roofle" ergo the name roflsaurus.

2. Denigratory term for a Forensics speech delivery posture. The roflsaurus involves placing a brief on a table and then leaning over it for a delivery punctured by gestures made with clawlike hands.
Bckgrd. One internet savvy coach got annoyed and called a speech-giver "roflsaurus" referencing both his nickname and his position.
The San Jose zoo recently acquired a roflsaurus that was captured on slashdot.

Ray, stop doing the roflsaurus or I'll make you do another Congress brief.
by Thelonius May 24, 2004
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Roflsaurusrex

The dinosaur that runs around and makes a ROFL noise when it runs jumps and eats usually stated after a funny joke.
I herd this joke from jack and i couldnt stop laughing its like the Roflsaurusrex was in the room XD
by Rofl at you mother March 14, 2009
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roflysst

Rolling On Floor Laughing Yet Somehow Still Typing
<somedude> hey look at this really funny link
<anotherguy> roflysst
by -HP- January 13, 2010
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