rocky mountain road head

The act of receiving head on a bumpy road while having the sunroof open, as the make ejaculates, pulls her head away and shoots his load out the sunroof while simultaneously hitting the breaks, landing the load on the windshield then using it to clean his windshield

"Man your car looks so clean!" "Yeah that's because Gina just have me Rocky Mountain road head."

by Dirtymikeandtheboys May 13, 2014

Rocky Mountain recreational leisure class

A unique sub-genre of {trustafarians} whose lives revolve around recreating in their adopted ski towns within the Rocky Mountain region. Highly privileged with inherited wealth and good looks, they live a life of recreation and leisure centering around overpriced gear, Sprinter vans, and Breweries. If they work it is at a non-profit which their parents donate heavily to, all this is done for {virtue signaling} reasons on social media. Their money gentrifies these communities and drives the working class to satellite communities. Having a worldview so myopic and self centered, their idea of an injustice is not being able to ride their bike exactly where they want. Dog poop on the trail is the most difficult thing any of them will have to deal with today. Their life has been so easy they have to make recreational challenges to add a feeling of consequence and challenge to an otherwise consumptive existence of vanity and social networking with members of their same economic class. Contact with members of the working class is limited to when their vehicle, otherwise known as their play chariot, needs new tires. Moving quickly from recreation bubble to recreation bubble and remaining ignorant to current events, the RMRLC can maintain their whimsical and fantastical vision of an adult playground complete with toys of unlimited excess. A reality where adrenaline mixes with copious amounts of THC and a topper of craft microbrews from their trustfund friends brewery.

If a tree fell in a forest and a Rocky Mountain recreational leisure class individual was not there to ride on top of it with a titanium endowed piece of equipment, did that tree actually fall?

by blixdick June 13, 2019

Rocky Mountain Two Step

Diarrhea

"He must have ate something that disagreed with him and was doing the 'Rocky Mountain Two Step' all day". (Nicer way to tell someone you or others have/had diarrhea). Could also be 'Rocky Mountain Side Step' or 'Rocky Mountain Quick Step'

by Cache2 January 21, 2022

Rocky Mountain Sludge Fight

The act of two individuals eating excessive Mexican food or other gastro indecisive foods, and holding back the urge to diarrhea, and instead diarrhea into a pillow case and proceed to have a pillow fight

Tom WTF happened in the apartment last night?! It looks like someone pressed their ass against the wall and let it rip! Tad and Rich had a damn Rocky Mountain Sludge Fight in the apartment last night!

by GreatWhiteChief November 19, 2022

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

Where poop comes from.

"Gotta accept a delivery from the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory - you have a magazine?"

by BoogerBear June 23, 2008

rocky mountain thunder pigs

Obese skanks that hold down the rocky mountain territory. Often seen eating Dairy Queen and wearing clothes that are way too fucking small for them. These trifling skallywhops are known for there professional roofy and rape tactics. Victims more often than not commit suicide after waking up next to a rocky mountain thunder pig.

I was gonna get some dairy queen until i saw the line..a fucking heard of rocky mountain thunder pigs!

by K.O.L.E. MT 406 May 11, 2012

Rocky Mountain Bike Ride

When you have anal sex with a girl then make her ride a bike after.

Jason: How was your booze cruise with Joyce?
Matt: We pulled over to a hidden spot and I got her in the ass then we rode back home.
Jason: Ahh, Rocky Mountain Bike Ride.

by whodamanny November 9, 2009