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I-Ready

A fucking disgrace of a website meant to help you but all it does is make you want to flipping kermit sewer slide way more than you already do.

Teacher: Why arent you on I-Ready yet?

Me: Do you want to see a pre-mature death?
I-Ready, that one website that makes all students want to kill themselves.
by IWantToKermitSewerSlide June 1, 2018
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Road Dome

When you get ya shlong sucked in an automobile
Yo, i got that road dome from Gianna last week.
by Yamothasclam November 22, 2018
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Ready to Rage

Ready to party hard, dance like a maniac, and sacrifice some sleep for the worthy cause of having a good time; ready to have fun and facilitate others having fun.
You ready to rage?
by megme June 30, 2011
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Manilla Road

The best metal band of all time.

Manilla Road is an metal band founded by Mark "The Shark" Shelton that formed in 1977. They have released 14 studio albums and 2 live albums.

Originally Manilla Road played progressive rock/heavy metal on the debut but eventually became more and more metal but always retained an epic aspect in their sound. Hence why they are often called epic metal.
Crystal Logic their third album is considered to be one of the very first power metal albums.
After Crystal Logic due to the replacement of the drummer with Randy "Thrasher" Foxe, Manilla Road gained thrash metal influence.

Manilla Road disbanded in 1990/91 with Mark Shelton starting a new project called The Circus Maximus in 1992. This project created one album which the record label placed the Manilla Road name on in order to sell more copies but the style on this album is rather different.

Manilla Road was reformed in 2000 by Mark Shelton.

The albums released since are like a combination of all earlier styles while never being stagnant and always staying fresh.

Currently Manilla Road is finishing an album slated for release sometime this year(2011)
I heard some Manilla Road yesterday, stuff never gets old.
by tomcatha April 7, 2011
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Road Block

A road block is something that happens in supermarkets when an obeast, usually female, travelling up the aisle meets a landwhale, also female travelling in the opposite direction. Both of these hamplanets are pushing two trolleys and one of two things happen:
1. Either they know each other and start a conversation and ignore repeated polite requests to move or even “Get your fat arses out of the way you useless bitches.”
2. Or they collide, their trolleys tangle and they get into a slanging match about whose fault it was.
The end result is same, however, a barrier that is totally impassable, but let’s face it inconvenience to other people is of no importance to these self-centred nonentities.
Couldn’t finish my shopping yesterday due to road blocks in several aisles.
by AKACroatalin December 19, 2015
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Road 60

The act of dual oral sex performed by both the driver and passenger in a moving vehicle, typically accomplished by the passenger inverting themselves into a nearly upside down 69 position.
To keep themselves entertained during the monotonous drive through Montana, Ellen and Peter engaged in road 60.
by Alogen Jonaziger July 10, 2015
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Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.
Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.
by Hurt Feelings December 2, 2020
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